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Originally Posted by Knucklehead

All this advice is horrible, you need to prepare for the moment their cornfed son beats his son to the ground so violently the red off his farmers tan rubs off on lil exi like a venoms suit and consumes him in hatred and evil

Here's what you should do, and what I will teach my son to do.

You need to have a talk with him about his class and discover who the most jacked up poor person is. In this example we'll assume the kid he pins down has meth cooking parents that put out marijuana cigarettes on his head. Look for kids who were held back to, they will not only be easily manipulated but they will be more powerful tools. Have your son befriend this kid and invite him over to your home.

Ensure the child doesn't even have to ask him to hang out and his house in return by creating a backstory that your son needs to be home whenever he isn't at school because he has a rare medical condition that requires he take medicine at certain times.

Before this dirty little tike shows up, lock up your valuables and make sure you don't appear too wealthy. You want this kid to feel like he's in a safer and more fun environment than his trailer but you don't want to intimidate him. Make sure things aren't too clean. Get them set up with the newest game console in the living room at offer them Kraft Mac for dinner. Nothing else. You'll be taken back by the upbeat response to the meal. When he says "Wow, the good stuff", just nod your head and say that's why you put in the hours. You don't want to know what the not good stuff is.

Repeat this every other week for the rest of his life at school, and you have yourself a loyal body guard for your child. He'll never have to raise a hand to enemies in his life. Every third time, make sure a tutor is there to help the dirt child. You want to try your best to ensure he isn't held back again (all your hard work will be for nothing), but don't let him become too self aware. Pick a trusted friend as this tutor. If he ever seems too content with life because of your hospitality, have the tutoring lesson use examples that will trigger anger from his life at home.

As civil war breaks out, invite him and his family to your base camp. On the journey back from extracting them, have one of your lieutenants set up a trap to eliminate the parents. We don't need those type of people around. Rain will start to pour down. As you take cover and wait out the storm, something happens at camp. You return to bodies scattered and supplies thrown about. Four figures arise from the smoke.

"Look who it is.."

These are the people. The ones that set off this chain of events in the first place. The ones of many that pushed us into this war. As they load the clip in the chopper, you turn to the dirt child..

"This is it, Dom. This is why you're here."

The dirt child pulls the pin on a grenade he clenches behind his back and rushes the cancer that created him with his rapier reaching the sky, taking bullet after bullet as the racist family screams maniacally. As he drops to his knees in front of them, sinking into the weathered ground, poetically becoming one with the dirt.As he pulls his hand from behind his back, he smiles and utters...

"M.. Mud, baby"

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