[Chill Phil]

Yo...you ever think about what Jason Voorhees ever did for sustenance? It's my belief that there is no nutritional value in brutal murder.

Seriously...the dude clearly didn't have a job, a phone, or a car. So it's not like he's going grocery shopping, ordering pizza, or going through a drive thru. His weapon of choice (besides slamming people into trees) was a machete...which is a completely ineffective tool for hunting anything in the wild. It's never been implied that he was a cannibal, nor that he is a vegetarian or vegan. He's broke, so he's not going to GNC to get multivitamins or anything.

He doesn't look like he takes vitamins anyway. So how does he feed himself and keep himself strong enough to punch people's heads off?!