[Witty]

Ok, listen up.

I know you think you might be someone now, because you text battled a decade ago and still have PTSD from it...I know you've garnered attention due to your terrible opinions on absolutely everything...but if you EVER tell me what to do again I will literally murder your entire family, I will cut their throats and make you watch them take their dying breaths...you will see them try to scream but they can't...no vocal cords...instead it's just gargling, this will cause little blood bubbles to form at the entrance to the wound...I will pop those bubbles...with one finger...poking the wound...you will see me gradually stretch the wound until my whole hand can fit in...at this point I'm basically using your loved one's head as a sock puppet...why is your mother headbutting the floor? Idk man...she's weird like that. As the final breath begins to leave her body I will turn her face toward you and right before she shuffles off this mortal coil she will mouth the words "Hov the GOAT, faggot"