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Old 06-09-2018, 09:52 AM   #8
El Muffin
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fuck every paper champ who hides behind anonymity & tricks
You’d think with a name that means dickless, ur squad would have less dicks
(lmao wut? are u essentially calling them assholes? not really much of a hit. if any at all)
Find another site to post on? des would be astounded
But this Bourdain for u - I have no reservations to let u be found dead
(fire tho.)
Name reigns supreme. known for evil deeds and being high strung
Who can handle inf? Uh, me. Cause I live in it & it’s what u will die from
(only part i dont like is the last tie in...dying from infamy. but the wp is fire n i like this regardles.. its like a 8/10)
take these claws to ur throats, cats leaving ripped in half
Cudi is a monster so when it’s over, Kids see Ghosts of both inf & cash
(ok)
Y’all know I’m Hispanic which means I’m full of hate & violence
gimme a gun & I’m goin nuts… yall get lost in translation cuz in Spanish the H is silent
(is panic. /nuts. ok .. but idk just the direction of this ,, not a concept iwould have pursued)
Inf bein carried but wont know it till we tussle with the victims
Idgaf if Cash is known for liftin cuz my finger’s repetition gives ya more muscle definition
(ehh)
Talk about me all u want like a bitch u do shit the gay way
I figured out ya combination… Cash doesn’t post personal shit to make sure he stays safe
(safe/combo is done to death but i think the personal...is very true n it hits.)
Inf’s 1st tourney win’s a fake; my haters wanted me to lose, son
beggin Joe for $50 was a poor sign… & u in China town with a will text for food one
(haha ok )


That's dope Nik! Ya time'll free up when u dudes get trampled..
But what's real salty & a bitch to maintain is your activity after losing battles
(man i had something like this for nika.. like someshit about how he hasnt posted since he lost the finals cept to sign in this tourney. this hits)
The stick’s I’m grippin’ spit for distance...Shit is gettin’ grim.
I got a big machine that’s gonna put a body on a body...This Pacific Rim
(nice)
It's Top Grade vs some odd lames...Trophy already in OUR names
Grab a Canaan walk to the podium, yall been finishin last since the Bronze Age
(i dont know about this.. not fw it )
Des, why’d the Lord give your wife A cups? Son, your chick is way scrawny
It’s like deja vu for you...Cuz this is the gawd giving another bitch a Straight Body
(this is good tf u talm bout cred ..read the setup)
Bitch was quick...One Tug in the bath & he was sendin me death threats
How she pulled a monster snake from underwater made her your Deadliest Catch Yet
(ok)
Nik’s spic Mom’s a maid for caucasians. Clean towels, pillow chocolate...making it regal
The way she Turns Down that White House, you would think the bitch played for the Eagles
(i never heard the phrase turns down..being referenced to cleaning a house.. i think im losing what ur getting at here..i think this would be better suited about a bitch turning down going to a white bois house...even if u are white urself.. this one im not feeling but it has so much potential)
Now we got Nik talking about shooting guns LOL. You lyin, just can it yo...
Only time we’ll see a bitch’s Burner Account for a Firing was Bryan Colangelo
(fire but why say "a bitch" instead of "this bitchs" coz as is it sounds like u talking about a female. ..luckily i see through it. still fire)
And if ya'll survive here? Natural Order see you faggots dead sooner..
Fuckit, 'Something Old' CAN'T even guarantee DMS a battle in the Near Future
(huh?)

ooo close.

h/o

pretty much tied in quotes. the only thing thats making me lean towards inf n cash is the fact that somethings old closer was a barely quote...its literally dead even otherwise

i think this is ridiculously close. but i got inf n cash

v/inf cash
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