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Old 06-09-2018, 03:44 AM   #4
El Muffin
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at first glance both of u guys have very weird approaches to pic battling. veru much different from each other to. not saying thats bad... but im like ok.. i gotta really sit down n break this down

fs just lookin at Bleak an the feeling of vomit increases
Such a fat slob if he ate Witherspoon its to swallow more Reeses peices
( i see the reese/ witherspoon wp and association. but the whole idea of eating reeses pieces witherspoon...is like.. hmm idk the more i think on it the more its kind of funny to me LMAO. ima give it a pass..but not a definite quoteable...its above average)
Fuck me, you three look like you're your own fuckin species
Wit cargos cut off at the knee like she'll be when her legs lose to diabetes
(lol. could of worded this different but i like it)
might throw heavy in RL but in text you aint even a scratch kid
stomach more suckered in than you agreein to makin this match pics
(ha, )
Cus im mad slick, so how would i ever lose to some fat bitch
Shiiit... even that band on your wrist looks like its probably gastric
( this is subtle, not that hard but its a quirky jab)
You a Holdor lookin faggot, no wonder you struggle writing
When he said "honeycomb over" he didnt mean he wanted her hair like it!
(lmaoooooooooo)
N i cant even tell if that was a lake n yall had jus jumped in
Or if those water marks jus the dribble that you had to wipe off her chin
(no, wording was shot. and i dont like this at all)

lol.. jay you could did so much more with some of those but u still did good

10 for Slytherin? Prof. McG with sticks, I will cease this Flow scam.
&&&THESE 10 points are hollow...THIS^^ is if Hogwarts was a rehab program
(ehh? this was all over the place to me..didnt reign it in imo..only part that made sense to me was the latter part of the punch)
Might as well be German fags, alchy twinks need vests that sparkle
visit THEIR part of Europe to find that sausage &beer goes best when gargled
(, ok)
Won't beat around the bush, I'll put face to brick &son this maggot
I'd go straight for the neck but there is barely 1 amongst these faggots
(lol haha here we go)
You look lost, bud. Like they forced you here to be creepy vultures
Straight facts: This looks like the poster to warn against campus rape culture
(ha, i like the angle)
I welcome ocks with arms, my creed is to smother opposition
You faggots got Arms Wide Open in prep for a Creed cover competition
(whats the arms wide open tie in? an album name? idk shit about creed but it kinda does i guess..ok)
My submission was a perfect vista. You sent an early 00's soft rock band
I'd say send a Natural Setting to match, but y'all at home w/ fags in all hands
(awww man kinda dropped the ball w/ the yall at home w/ fags in all hands..thats just not hitting to me tbh)

interesting battle, bleak told me to vote in chat so i jumped in here.

honest opinion but i got jays 3 quotes to bleaks 2

v/ jay
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