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Old 06-07-2018, 05:47 PM   #6
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"Smoking Section 16" (2011)

First time I smelled it, I wanted a drag--“it’s gotta be bad”
I took one draw then I stole my friend’s pack
In fact I ain’t stopped smoking since then
No really--each cigarette lit the next until this...
But I ain’t gonna put it out, marlboro or parliament
I’m coughin up margarine so hard I see stars from it
I’m an alcoholic--but wait, it’s not what you think
Honestly, man... I only smoke when I drink
And when I say I smoke filters I aint talking about the type
I mean I smoke the PAST the filter -- anyone got a light?
Smack a patch on my dick and jack off to pics
I get a rash but the fix comes so fast I can’t quit
Prolly smoke during chemo, and if they got a bad word
Tell em “Doctor, lung cancer don’t mean ‘can’t’, sir”--
No answer... Can’t recall days with no tar--kids: don’t start
I smoked so much, Bogart say “yo, he go hard”
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