[sral]

"Slippery Slope" (2013)

It wasn’t a rocky start we were more like boulders
I can’t afford for her to give me the cold shoulder
This slippery slope is torture, why won’t we talk?
I fall for her harder every time she blows me off
I know it’s wrong sister getting ya number on twitter
I never once considered falling in love with a stripper
All it took was two twenty’s to ignite the passion
But that be-hind sight, it was great while it lasted
Let me take you back; it starts in blind date fashion
Her body language said ‘not part of my age bracket’
That ain’t matter, her type seemed harmless to me
Must have been love at first site like E-Harmony
Things started off hot and heavy but god damn
I forgot my only condom on my one night stand
Go figure a gold digger’s after my damn wallet
Is this a long distance relationship? I can’t call it
We text often but she won’t shut up on the line
Everything I say rings true, she’s hung up on a lie
Now she’s pregnant with mine wanting child support
This vile whore never even fucking tried to abort
I got a coat hanger who needs the trials and courts
So engaged in battle I could have filed divorce
Then I see a report about her four teenage kids
A match made in heaven became an old flame quick
Basically I’m just tired of seeing her number
I loved her with every fibre of my being, so I dumped her...

I fucked her mother in fact, how ironic is that?
In nine months flat she will be calling me Dad
Seems I have a secret I never intended to keep
That time I called her sister? I meant it literally
A younger twin by 3 minutes, a spitting image of me
Now I’m spreading my seed around the family tree
What grows from that will be a plant or a weed
Someone cried uncle and my aunt has just screamed
As I’m raping my niece who turns purple and bleeds
I make her look in a mirror, ‘It’s nothing personal, see?’
I squeeze the belt on my neck as I struggle to breathe
My niece vanishes the second I cum on my sheets...

All that’s left is regret; I get a bottle of bleach
Pour it on the bedspread to dissolve my release
What’s written in these posts is the solvent I need
It’s a slippery slope until rock bottom is reached
Rap is verbal masterbation, how far did you read..?

Obviously.

You as much a part of the problem as me.