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"The Sound of Music" (2017)


"You brought music back into the house. I had forgotten." - Captain von Trapp

~Commencer~

I planned on wowing you but guess now I’m screwed
Like Howard Hughes with power tools he's not allowed to use
Who’s around to view? Face me in a powder room
Like John Wayne Gacy, I'm just clownin' dude
Back in the 80's I was all about the booze
Until I woke up on Kevin Spacey's couch at noon
Execute cows in Buda, pest, that amounts to movement
If truth is said 'in jest' watch how I'll consume it
Puke this up, excuse my French but now I'm fluent
A verb or noun? That's stupid, I'll announce the union
Like the Vegas shooting coward's news clips
The crowd is movin' when I’m raining bullets down into it
Mount the crucifix then crown the Judas
Make a vow, abuse it, how proud is Cupid
Roses are red... You know how it's concluded
If violets are blew my favorite flower's tulips
On my insurmountable huge dick, to hell with illusions
Underground in ruins is where I found the blueprint
If you soil yourself I'll put down my roots bitch
Number 2 in my field, go plow the manure
Can't denounce the rumor that I astound the viewer
Broke in as a rookie now I'm a profound intruder
Stole a few dead presidents, look at their jowls movin’
If your shits tight I just might make your bowels loosen
Devour humans, bounce your huge head now your toothless
Egos get Brown(e) and bruised, Ronda Rousey’s proof
Guess now it's boosted like the sound of music
When you leave your vehicle in a bad town in Houston
Wreck-ignition cuz I yank keys, pal I'm ruthless
If I'm hounding you then I'll give a pound to prove it
Your house is useless, I’ll tear down the roof quick
Ya crown molding like an old king too proud to remove it
In natures drought what you layin' down is fruitless
Can't get respect I earn man, Robert Downey Junior
Sonnen you like Chael or no clouds in Bermuda
Forever a pillar of strength with one frown from Medusa
Keeping count from the womb, I don't have to induce it
I produce hits with new kicks, my style's a shoe in
Jot it down on computers, in an hour reboot it
If no vowels have moved then I'm not allowed to improve it
Started in 2002, my iCloud hasn't been new since
About illusive as John Emil List as a fugitive
I'm loud and a nuisance, my allowance is two cents (Canadian)
So they threw me in the Loony bin of talented youth kids
Spit like Taz would spew 'til I'm basked in drool then...
Drown you in a Lazarus pool next to Ra's al Ghul's pit
I'm Heisenberg and icebergs, I take down ya crews quick
My patience wanes like doc strange finding out who Bruce is
What weighs more, ten pounds of bricks or ten pounds of toothpicks?
The truth is they weigh the same amount you doofus
I'll mute this until silence surrounds my tombs lid
Then write it down since it's all I know how to do...

~Fin~