[ACTIVATE SELF]

...so I recorded this, but I'll just drop the lyrics for now.

Eve “bit” the apple that made us all sin
Then Steve invents an Apple that gave us all “gigs”
If the Devil is an asshole then IBM
The Verizon is an eyeful of light that’s dim
I don’t write with pens I just type then send
A G-Male to females that might just live
A short Waze away from where my IP is
I can Skype with friends or FaceTime ya bitch
(A nice way to say make her taste my dick)
Then I Sprint to the bank to keep my Bitcoins safe
Or Pay-Pal quick for an Instagram of yay
My Twitter finger's Twitch'n as I’m AIM’n @ ya brains
Tidal waves full of blood if these AKs spray
Samsung the Blues - “A Change Gone Come”
Now I YouTube the youth .. rainbow punks
Donald Trump tried to fund a firewall of hate
For a nation full of chumps who ain’t never been “great”
He Sony’s ta pump .. his muthafukin breaks
'Fore he gets us all crushed by sum Uber sized tanks!