[Objective]

Don't think I've ever crossed the 200 mark. It's like I got this sixth sense while I'm drunk telling me; ''Da fuq Objective? You're 'bout to do something stoopid!'' And I end up asking myself these two questions;
1. Would the sober you fuck this chick? (If no, go to question 2)
2. Would the sober you be okay with a drunk you fucking this chick?

If the answer is no to both of those questions I'm ditching her. Never do the third question cuz it involves asking the lady if she's good looking enough to fuck in a drunken state, I did it once and got slapped. I looked up the chick on facebook the next day and I truly dodged a bullet there, but it isn't a good look.