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Amen · 05-15-2018, 10:29 AM

@GUDELJ Can't have dogs shitting in my yard, either. I have a 15 month old running around and tripping over his own 2 feet when he tries to run faster then what his little legs can manage.

I wouldn't dial 911, tho lol. People are fucking clowns. Good friend of mine is Gang Unit for NYPD and received a call the other night to which he found out some old lady passed out in her shower. Her daughter found her knocked on the bathroom floor and he told me he walked in to asses to issue before EMS arrived and found some huge horse cock dildo attached to the shower head LMAO.

He said it was probably one of the funniest calls he's ever had lol. Old lady couldn't handle the Super soaker horse cock dildo lolol.

I don't envy your job man. I know you probably have some crazy calls yourself lol.

05-15-2018, 10:29 AM	#6
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	@GUDELJ Can't have dogs shitting in my yard, either. I have a 15 month old running around and tripping over his own 2 feet when he tries to run faster then what his little legs can manage. I wouldn't dial 911, tho lol. People are fucking clowns. Good friend of mine is Gang Unit for NYPD and received a call the other night to which he found out some old lady passed out in her shower. Her daughter found her knocked on the bathroom floor and he told me he walked in to asses to issue before EMS arrived and found some huge horse cock dildo attached to the shower head LMAO. He said it was probably one of the funniest calls he's ever had lol. Old lady couldn't handle the Super soaker horse cock dildo lolol. I don't envy your job man. I know you probably have some crazy calls yourself lol.