so let me get this straight
this dude basically invents anti virus software, makes millions
controls 2/3rds of the market for a few decades
gets sued by a bunch of people and pretends he lost most of his money in a recession
flees to belize and builds a house on the beach in the most dangerous city in the country. donates millions of dollars in boats, tasers, guns, batons, etc to the local police department
hires a few dozen repeat offender felons to be his security guards, gives them an array of automatic weapons and literally takes over the fucking city, letting his dogs run loose terrorizing the neighbors and basically demanding that people clear the streets any time him and his 3-truck entourage drive through
regular white guy neighbor poisons his asshole dogs so he has one of his guards blow the neighbors head off
all the while this dude is paying 5 or 6 belizean teenaged girls to be his girlfriend which according to them consisted of, and i can't stress this enough;
him cutting a hole in a hammock, laying underneath, and having these girls SHIT IN HIS MOUTH every day. thats it. no banging. he just wants to EAT ALL OF THEIR SHIT ALL DAY.
meanwhile the cops try to indict him for the MURDER and he flees to guatemala. when belize attemps to extradite him back to the country he fakes a fucking heart attack, goes to the hospital long enough for an appeal to be filed which means it will take belize 15 years to get him back to the country.
so he flies back to america
runs for fucking president and just misses out on being the libertarian parties gary johnson
and has now once again legitimized himself as a highly regarded tech security godtier consultant
fucking RICH WHITE PPL are all god damn blood drinking shit eating psychopaths with no boundaries in this god awful world man i am so sure of it