I ain’t bluffing homie that knit is lookin harsh my friend
That bitch won’t ever let you poker if you play that cardigan.
We got Mr. Parkinson’s, a retarded friend, and a pez dispenser.
That poor bitch is like, “FUCK IT, I guess I’m going lez this winter”
Plus your fuckin head’s disfigured, you know it’s worth roasting for
Cuz you got that fuckin egg noggin like your local grocery store.
What’s the stupid posing for? You trying to be the lamest dude?
That chick is all tongue n cheek… by pointing it completely away from you!
And maybe I… am just crazy guy… but that lazy eye
Looks like it gon’ join the unemployment fucking waiting line.
There’s no debating why your knit is all shrunk and stuff
Fucking Buddens gon’ pop… like “pum pum pump it up!”