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Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik
So... In a side note. My roommate is a straight savage. He went to a karaoke competition, gets 5th and wins 1 hour studio time instead of the 1k cash prize for 1st.
HOWEVER, dude said he hooked up with another contestant who placed. I told him that was a hella good night and not to be upset cuz he was pretty raw he didnt win.
He proceeds to show me a pic on his phone of the girl, of her instagram or something. Complete knock out and he was talking her down. Like.. I thought he was saying she'd like gained some weight since the photo and i was like "bro, there ain't nothing wrong with that". He said she made it work and i was like "some girls can just stay proportional and still look good".
Tl;dr dude comes down after she came over again tonight, I'm like "lemme get some smoke" so he goes upstairs to grab the weed... Lmfao
Girl comes down completely naked and hands me the weed. Girl had everything going. Head to toe this woman was a 12. I'm thinking in my head "good lord".
I just smiled awkwardly trying not to stare at her breasts but them thangs was just hanging out. Perfect.
My roommates is a straight G for that. Lmfao
Good night.
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i had this happen to me but i didnt do some awkward stare lmao, my boy was the same way he was gettin fuckin
9 to 10s every weekend bitches were sexy as fuck but i had a girl at the time..an he kept tryna break my loyalty to her by showing all these chicks an introducing me to them an tellin me they wanna chill w me an i was like nah got a wifey but one night i was chillen he came out an i asked him if he had any beer left an he said yea (i was hammered it was a thursday an i drank w him an this sexy chick he had over she flirting w my all night he kept leavin an goin outside more then usually) she comes back out with 2 beer an shes topless sits next to me opens my beer an starts to pore it in my mouth an grabs my dick & i just said fuck it i was way to drunk to say no this time so i got head from her...45 mins later we run a train on her for hrs....good night. she was a freak.