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Old 05-10-2018, 07:06 PM   #6
El Muffin
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Im plowing his hoe in different positions every few minutes she loves to switch
Last time anyone screamed Blue it was followed by La Dadda didda dum and a drunk white bitch
(this shit made me chuckle. la dadda didda dum ? wtf is that though..it sounds familiar..but u retarded for this lmao. made me laugh so theres that)
Trigger finger itch all the time, you should know i dont play though
When the shells hit ya chest it'll feel like those 9 different Midwest Tornadoes
(needed a tornado tie in..not as effective as of play when its just itll feel like 9 tornadoes)
I'll chuck tomatoes at this herb, i deep down know hes complete trash
Realize Wakanda shit you'll get in fucking with Joe, better off fighting Racism in a black panther mask
(wp checks out but i wasnt a fan of the elaborate tie in)
It's my task to kill you silently then clear all witnesses from the vacinity
When your window rolled down air u out,your gonna feel more then just the fucking humidity
( like this)
Your girl sucks dick religiously,blesses me with that top takes me to new heights
Your fat and sloppy she just wanted ur bread,she left u for someone with the body of christ
(lmao no..ur not built like christ joe..this funny but for the wrong reason. this bar is legend)
Joe make your nights a living hell, during family dinner ill disruptly ring your bell
Leave all of you bloody then spreadsheets over yall, turn ur whole home into microsoft excel
(ehh kinda played but ehh ok)
Casting spells to these wack verses,ur type to overthink bars till u fry out ur fucking circuits
Your walking the tightrope agaisnt Joe,ill tie one around ur neck then bury u in a big apple circus
(the burial tie in..nahh, ok up to that point)
You didnt turn bitch on purpose, those are fucking inherited traits
fuck his block dont care what Party on, hes still the fag to show up to one with paper plates
(nah)

mannn w/ that corn ball shit you can’t even TRY & see me..
got such a history of Red Robin I bet ur pushin 500lbs & have diabetes
(ha. cool open)
it's time to disperse. you literally nose-dived in a hurse ..
dunno what's worse, that old ass concept or fact it was STILL the best line in ya verse
(ohdamn)
attention seeking faggit. fuck ur money, how u gunna leave my vitals smashed?!
when freepostin “I got 50” in the thread's the ONLY time uve ever reached a title match
( ok)
machete choppin ur spine yaaa i'm testin out my newest addition..
i'm ‘Takin Measures that’ll make ya Back Splash’ … no re-doin ya kitchen
(this one didnt resonate..takin measures..cool cool..backsplash? nahh)
too ruthless. steady blastin off the hollow's for thrills..
even if ya Cyanide never let up til it looks like you swallowed the pill
(did a cyanide wp years ago on rm..but this was more refined..i like the flip)
plus i got ya girl animateddd while i’m stuffing her out..
Pinky & The Brain – got a finger in her pussy while I nut in her mouth
(sauce. fw it)
she WAS a virgin but since ur gay ass didn't want that pink in the sheets..
i said fuckit. ‘Popped the Cherry n Caymen Cider’ w/out gettin drinks at the beach
(creative..elaborate wp. good shit)
honestly this easy body hasn't really got me inspired..
i'ma Heavy Hitter Boston…u got less power than the Sox after Papi retired
(direct..a legitimate closer)


joe had a decent showing but blue went in. had only 1 or 2 bars i didnt really like much...rest was fire

i did that cyanide wp but u did it better u fgt

good shitr

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