[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

The reason you crave soda and not water is because your ancestors, the hunters, would hunt in the wild for hours and hours, then quench their thirst with a nice Cherry Coke. You're not depressed; your genetic code, built through millenia without current comforts, is raging against your pussy auto mechanic job. You need to be outside, working and hunting and drinking Coca Cola.

Fuckin crying