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lmao word. they got their dew fresh from the mountain, not a 2 liter

but obviously its because i've cultivated a gut full of bacteria that crave sugar and i need to starve them out and only keep the ones that can survive off raw spinach leaves and grilled chicken

also where is this old man narrative ARISEN FROM

i'm a fucking picture of physical fitness. 6'1 240. a very sloppy 240. but i got the forearms of bob sapp and the teeth of tank abbott.

i turn 29 in 5 months. i got 17 months to indulge in the pleasures of life before i pull a less gay boof and eat only chicken fish eggs and plants. gonna try and do the keto thing like a rogan fag