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Old 05-05-2018, 12:59 AM   #12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aero View Post

That bathroom is small and disgusting...

A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches
A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches

(lol, nasty)

You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough
Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut

(this was a good comparison, feels like u needed more, idk)

You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip
How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip

(cool)

Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride
That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side

(I liked this, more creative use of a lip angle)

Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want
Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt

(Ok ok, nothing crazy)

type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone
You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun

(THIS is better, should've switched this for ^ above and went a different angle here)

Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli
Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty

(Cool, somewhat simple imo)

Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef
Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease

(Personal ok, needed a pic diss here)

The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect
But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck

(another hit)

You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face
Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space

(Ehh.. wasn't funny imo)

You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition
Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition

(Cool comparison, jokes)

Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant
You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence

(simple & highly effective)

Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all
If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls

(Miss, not relevant, shouldve scrapped)
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Muffin View Post

Dropping as I go

4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind
Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime

(Good opener)

That head is just wow . no use in defending it now
But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow

(Lol, cool)

Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears
I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard

(Decent comparison, i mean its original)

That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel
Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools

(This was borderline funny/corny imo)

Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick
Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits

(Lol, liked. Using the head theme gd enough)

Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer
You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here

(the accuracy not lost on me, that said its ok)

Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed
But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze

(creative & humorous, great hit imo)

Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper
That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors

(Ok, not the best in ur arsenal)

You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss
You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top

(Liked it, now u trying diff angles)

Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed"
Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues

(Rest/nightmare....this was aight)

Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft"
"But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat

(Dope, one of the better cap space lines ive read)

Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make
Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face

(Needed a redux, this was ok as is)

Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance
but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned

(effective ending closer, tired of head disses at this point)

xD good luck my dude

Close battle. Both had some bangers & some ok stuff. Nothing wrong w/ running a theme if it's funny. Both did fine there..
Aero had a cpl fave lines but also lines i felt ne better left out. Whereas Muff had more ok lines than misses or eh material, lol

Vote -- Muff
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