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Old 04-27-2018, 06:53 AM   #4
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lmao dope battle

Muff went crazy

4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind
Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime

LULZ

That head is just wow . no use in defending it now
But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow

didn't feel this one as much

Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears
I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard

okay

That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel
Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools

roflzzz best one yet

Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick
Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits

lol

Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer
You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here

yep

Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed
But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze

dope

Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper
That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors

didn't feel this one as much

You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss
You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top

okay

Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed"
Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues

lol good

Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft"
"But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat

okay

Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make
Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face

lolz

Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance
but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned

hahaha good shit Muff, very consistent, very few lines I didn't like in some form but that Cannonball shit was dope and Particle Accelerator was nice



vs.

A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches
A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches

ROFLZZZ LOTB off bat

You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough
Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut

okay

You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip
How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip

good observation but coulda hit harder I felt

Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride
That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side

okay

Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want
Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt

lol

type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone
You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun

you going in HARD on such a small angle, I kinda like the creativity but you need to let up and vary the attack at this point

Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli
Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty

lol good

Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef
Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease

yo I fuck with this but I cant see most textcees liking it. I see you though

The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect
But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck

yep

You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face
Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space

okay

You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition
Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition

lol Weeknd is spot on

Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant
You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence

this is low key fire though. dope

Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all
If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls

didn't feel this one as much

okay so I had it with Muff on consistency, A ero had a couple dry spots inbetween the shit I felt where Muff was punching constantly with shit I either liked a lot or thought was creative, little room for error. Aero opened SO STRONG then kind of let up a little I felt while Muff kept it going

Muff gets it for me


good shit, enjoyed both reads!
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