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im the opposite of a progressive millenial but im indifferent

i don't believe in the concept of marriage but if i did i wouldn't give a shit

granted the make believe scenario where i'm considering marriage in the first place it would have to be a completely ridiculously bad bitch who leaves me alone 98 percent of the time and viciously drains my balls of jizm with her mouth puss and anus the other 2 percent of the time

but sure if fantasy was reality i wouldn't care

in reality she's just pressuring you to beat her to the punch dummy

do it or don't