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Old 04-21-2018, 08:08 AM   #2
El Muffin
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No more Lip mags, I won’t press play and look at him
If yall children pout over toys at the store, play his videos & show em what could have been
( this isn't resonating with me.. Like the implied joke or whatever. Could just be me)
This cop boutta get slaughtered, just listen n peep this
You’d think I hated the Steelers the way I’ll slice this Pigskin in pieces
(Eh again the reference is lost)
Soo now you sayin all lives matter, then we destined to fight
ALL I gotta say is Copulate...plus you never had sex in ya life.
(The statement that he's a virgin is a bit yonow unforeseeable but I like the play)
& ya gun lines got me laughin, just picturin them recited
Ya style like the new Yeezys.... kicks overrated trash but kids still gonna buy it
(Dope)
You were the face of the NBL?? shit we shoulda kept Broke
If you were ever a symbol of the league, Trust me it was a Clef note
(Ha)
AK demodded and booted ya cuz you were in poor demand
Then we watched you cry after Allen crossed you like a Jordan fan
(Slick)

Started off rough then finished strong . 2 references had me like huh


nother HoF head to take, bitch im a make you look a right fool
Cus an up an coming star Burns most during Knights fall
( could be a English thing but end rhyme was off. Not feeling the star burns/night fall concept tho)
N I aint a fan of football, but i legit tackle hard when i fight son
I watch the match in a shit sports bar .. you watch the match jus to write one
(Haha dope flip on aks approach)
An son your fight nights are shit too, an to tell you the truth
Its cus a bunch of allen keys jus look like endless Ls on a loop
(Hmmmm I get it. Kinda like)
An this greasemonkey spic stay ducking opponents he poised to face
my fave car Kim Kardashian, yours prob a Dodge Challenger in Destroyer grey
(Mehhh))
you use ESPN for all your wordplay concepts N still the worst ever
I'll put your sports ref under a tombstone like Undertaker did to Earl Hebner
(Aha!)
Dead the wordplay bars, cus trust only barc adores it
You couldnt Handle a hot flow without a reach to Faucet
(The wp don't sound like force it to me .. Maybe in ur accent tho I like the concept but me personally it dun sound like that)

finally got an nc legend, you knew he'd catch the win it's clear
Then a bolt from the Blue, even i was surprised you just ran n disappeared
(Outta the blue maybe? Either way the latter end of the punch left much to be desired)
This a turning point in the legacy, just accept it you twat
I would say your lucks fading, but we all know much Hush upset you with that
(Luck/looks Eh but ill give u a pass it obv sound like that to u n the play was easily followed))
Despite a rich history on netcees, irl dudes poor, its not fair
So Don't be fooled that Tj maxx, this fag can't even afford to shop there
(Nah)
This soft point got his name on it, ready to blast at this kid
This flat cap'll leave you covered in more burgendy than ya Vatican pic
(Ok)
We go to war in the streets, I'll lets the chopper claim kid
Ive got a couple rounds that'll swallow you up on some doctor strange shit
(Seen this b4 from hush I think)
Once it start, I don't stop till I got a slice of flesh
Have numbers on every side of ya block, if ya wanna dice with death
(Ok)

1. KARPIS
2 WELSH (line of the verses)
3 ENBOMBZ
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