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Old 04-18-2018, 04:21 PM   #7
El Muffin
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Didn't want to vote coz blue is crew yonow but barcotic told me to vote in chat so I'm like sure .

as always ill keep it unbiased. Of this I promise

ewer era top tier writer?! lmaoo i hate to break the news..
Tristan & Khloe could name it…RAISE it…& that STILL wouldn’t make it True
(Niiice play OFF of current events)
be a classic?! i don’t believe you & not because ur known to fret..
..because it’s already Wednesday morning & I don’t have a new opponent yet
(Not feeling this I feel like I'm missing it)
clap this gun that - no way that bullshit is testin these flurries..
ironic every bars a ‘focus on MAGS’ & that’s all u’ll be doin the rest of the tourney
(Oh DAMN)
guysss im worried. i usually sweep battles cuz I drop the hits..
but to Discredits hard… guy has no rep & has literally NEVER accomplished shit
(This is hard idk about many cred nameplays Tbh.. I just like how he tied shit)
Pinot raped u week 10 & now ur scared shitless, stressin the brawl..
so ill cock the 38 & put the 'two-digits to ur neck' while ur busy Checkin for Pulse
(Cool)
what the hell Cred. fuck this bracket & all the crap you spew..
bleak didn't make the Finalist?! even HE has a better chance of being that then you
(Ok abv averagge)
thanks for the bye-week. ur seasons over this is truly a spanking..
soon as I saw the Superseding i KNEW i’d be doing that to you in the rankings
(Lol dope)
he's not a killer. if it pops off he’ll run back to his dwelling in droves..
this so called Hardboil get Egged On…but once Shells go off there’s a 'yellow belly exposed'
(Ehmmmmm eh was feeling all the way to shell part)
aint nuthin but NBL’s cheerleader so thinking ur a threat’s a joke..
u aint got Stockholm’s… on the boards u just act Sweden hope it gets you votes
( decent)
basic & unreadable. line by line I swear this bore is the worst..
Credenza punch & i SWEAR i’d rather be slammed thru 1 than read any more of the verse
(NVR seen it but I fux with it not too hard tho)

dog ur jus a tourist - even if they’re sayin ur as hot as me
Bitch I’m Martin Lawrence.. Blue Streak is ending with a robbery
(Good . simple but good)
Stomach shot like Manalo or catch 50 rounds from the fofo’
Big Stick, this shit ‘ll have u bouncin off the ground like a pogo
(Noooo seen hush do a pogo line like this but better)
Blues boo a freak. Head while I drive so we don’t ruin seats
Soon as u asleep. I’m pullin up on ur bitch wit the beef.. Uber Eats
(Haha clean)
Bullets blow ur organs into ur hands or fire n tear ur brains apart
Flame to ur chest. got u walkin round like u holdin the Sacred Heart
(What's that ? I feel like a heathen lol)
Nigga I’m ruthless! Death threats have em like a protected witness
Idgaf about Blue Tips.. cus that’s what I load the AR wit for snitches
(Ok)
They counted me out but I’m clappin back at what’s mine
If that baby k don’t get u, the big K will. That’s how u capitalize
(Ok)
Ur dead fag! Desert eagle cocked n this grip do damage
Shit s’like a Cred mag - u gettin smoked wit a big ass cannon
(Cool)
This dudes crazy! No pussy gettin fag. How u smooth wit ladies?
Wen Beyoncés newborn was the last time some1 called Blue a baby
(Kinda dated but I like this )
We seen ur pic vs nik-A. & we supposed to believe that u sell piff?
Rightttt..
& Muff sells bricks.. For the net u Fake the Cop on some Zelph shit
(Doppppe but no fronting here bro )
U wudnt squeeze if it had a laser, plus u fuckin suck wit ur rhymes
Can’t even shoot a taser.. dog we ain’t Shocked by none of ur Lines
(Nooo oh man this is played not even close to quality shown in the verse )





So I read this right ? gave honest assessment of each bar

Count quotes anddddd

Its tied @ 5-5


So I count the absolute misses

N its 3-2 cred

N I notice the sacred heart thing n I'm like oh noooooooooooooo

Dude if I understood that bar cred would win because I think creds strongest just had more appeal to me than blues (weird coz that mag line was a hard personal but creds bars came off with akot of appeal . stylistic full of gumption )

But as is ? Because of a reference that went over my head? Which pisses me off but its apart of the game?

I got Blue by a hair yo

A Fucking hair but this shit is close n if cred wins I won't be surprised


V/ blue
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