[El Muffin]

Before you start going off like "Ayyy what u need that for? "

Because I don't .

Just realize that I wouldn't fuck with it if there wasn't perks to it

U gotta understand the origin of how I began such a thing

Long story short I was drunk AF at the bar with my gf at the time already planning to fuck later after last call

One of my mans comes up grinning .. Like "jr come here bro I got something for u"

He puts a red pill in my hand n is like ill give u 20 right the fuck now if u take it . my drunk ass looks in my palm at it.. I'm like ok . red pill .. No like numerations on it / no letters mmk . I trust my dude like a bro so I know he wouldn't give me shit that would kill me . prolly a vitamin of some sort Idk . * pop it* what I discovered later is if I had flipped it around I would have seen the words Extenze clearly on it xD

So he gets wide eyed. Like you know what you just took!!? Laughing n shit . I freak out .. Obv sloppy drunk like WTF bro am I gonna die etcetc he's like no you just popped an extenze bro .

I'm like alright. Tf don't this shit make ur dick bigger over time or some shit? He doesn't know lol he just got it from god knows where n thought it'd be HILARIOUS to pass it along to me... knowing if I get dared to do some shit (I'm gullible) that I'm prolly gonna do it .

So I'm like alright . its just one. Obv not gonna do shit to me right? Ok .. ima continue buying shots .. Lehgo

Night goes on .. Approaching last call. I'm sitting in bar stool n I'm just really starting to like ravenously want to fuck this bitch . like more than usual . pheromones were going nuts even she was like damn what's going on . we outside smoking the rest of a blunt n I'm all behind her just resting my chub on her ass kissing her on the neck grabbing her hips like a beast talking madddddd shit like pda on levels that we normally don't display that hard . ok so finally everyone gets kicked out the bar . We drive home .. Go to bedroom n I'm onnnn it like no hesitation .

We get to Fucking . n she by nature gets really damn wet right like post sex I always used to be drenched from my navel down . all the time .. N already thought the sex was amazing

Well... This time?

Shit was otherworldly . dawg when I was through with her I turned the lights on? I was drenched from mid CHEST down ..she's just laying there looking at me talking about "your a mess :) grinning ear to ear looking at me like .. I can't explain it but lets just say she was like abnormally pleased with what just went down . she looked reallllly sprung .. Like she just had some of the best sex in her life . like on some idolization type shit freal. There's levels yu know. Like most of the time after we fuck she's content n happy we smoke bowls we snuggle n we go to sleep but this time it was different. She was STARING at me ..prone position on her stomach .. Elbow planted in bed and head resting on her palm with this beautiful smile on her face watching me clean up . so I hop in shower .. Bathroom door is open n her bedroom is right there so I can hear everything . This bitch is straight up calling her bff at 3am telling her what just went down. Couldn't make it all out but the context clues were there . a bunch of omgs n " I couldn't stop cumming" "squirted all over his chest " etc etc I'm in shower like Yeahhh nigga xD

N wed been Fucking for a cpl months at that point like o can tell she always loved it but this was like some other shit . she was worshipping a nigga. Next morning her friend she told comes over n has this look in her eyes sending subliminals n shit . called me a "cat killer " n winked at me lmao I'm like whoa wtf really going on rn. My girl didn't even care either . lol .

From that point forward? If I can predict ima get some ass I always keep a pack of em in the whip n I'll pop one hours before projected dickening

What I've noticed is .. Well Idk if it makes ur dick bigger per say but early on you realize FULL potential much easier. n when I mean full I mean like omg ima about to dick your throat through your head ..shits about to put a hole in my jeans . Like normal sex turns into sex as if you have been locked up for 20 years. Super ravenous andon my end? Overllly Passionate . Even if you've hit it 30x prior it'll be like you Fucking a celebrity crush how much your into it

N I wanna say after extended use off n on after like 8 months I noticed that when I'm on chub (not completely hard) my shit is definitely hanging lower n thicker after all these months . Idk tho I'm just being honest

I highly recommend the usage . just not daily because u can become tolerant . just take one hours before u really want to do some severe damage n potentially have the bitch whipped beyond belief . lol even if u do fuck without em n its not as mind bogglingly explosive as that time .. She won't forget coz u gotta remember every sexual encounter isn't the same .

In fact when we are friendly she still mentions that night and others xD

But yeah . in conclusion . pop an extenze n fuck her to oblivion .

I keep em on deck .