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Old 04-09-2018, 06:19 AM   #11
El Muffin
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Lmao what a night

Girl from first rd apparently starts dating this dude I know vaguely N vice versa

Well he hmu like 5 hrs ago talking about " hey ... I just made Dana cum on my dick "

I'm like cool story bro not my girl

N then for 2 hrs straight he brags about her being his bitch n how she don't want me etc

He sending me selfies from msngr of them two on the spot .. She looks unaware to wats going on

I'm like cool why u so salty to he continuously saying same shit Over n over Idgaf bro

Talking about her sucking him up mad disrespectful shit about her .. Over b over for like a hr

So I hit her up . like yo tell ur mans stop hmu freal what's this niggas deal

She's like huh? Wtf u talking about . I see he won't stop msging sumbody he's tripping I didn't even fuck him today

...So I send screenshots xD kinda felt lame for that but she's like WTF is he saying basically didn't believe me

She goes off on him n tells me he feels some type of way about me n her having a thing for a bit in the past. He saw pics of us when he was creeping on her profile at one point

She kicks him out tells him to take a walk because all the shit he was talking yonow making her out to be a slut. Like really on some misogynist shit

Ight so now I'm like game on . shooting my shot . talking about us n regretting how ugly shit got between us .. But we had physical chemistry like no other . telling her what about her I miss . reminiscing different encounters etc got her sending blushy faces n " god I forgot how sweet u are"

He comes back .. Inn the doghouse now tho but still messaging me the whole time . oh my family is rich n u ain't shit etc etc . u better get out of Montana my ppl own this town . she's mine . she don't want yiur black ass . bullshit I know his family . they got $$$$ but so tf what . his fam one if a bunch in the industry they are in

I'm like ight bro u done ? not trying to talk to u . n btw u a lame .. I know who u are n u just ride coattails. Could careless about your allowances n how many acres ur family has

. I'm outchear .. Putting in work u got a dispute then see me in person n catch these hands


He's all " go tear up a bedroom" coz I did that looking for my lockbox as I was leaving her spot when we split . she told him obviously

Told that nigga " lol ima tear something up alright xD keep it up " wink wink

Dude didn't like that .

They are in same room n she's messaging me how she's tired of being disrespected etc n took a ninja selfie with him on couch lmao n he looking MAD SALTY LMAOOOOO

Like I was on my a game lol

I said some slang shit so I'm like * just in case u don't understand the negro speak to him

He replies" i talk that rich white boy speak"

I hit him with ( n this is the turning point of night) " cool. I talk that ima fuck your bitch speak "

Homie went from talking maaad shit to just a " lol ok"

Went inactive for 2 hrs

In meantime she goes in bathroom n sends me a snap of her topless just blowing me kisses showing me that ass under pretense of shower . waters running

Lmao next thing u know ur boi goes aoeshit telling her to block me or he's out

She doesn't comply

Ok during this I'm rubbing it in

I'm msging him like " ay everything good bro? N shit like " yeah . u feel it in the air don't you *sly face* "

He loses it . things get loud. Cops show up . arrest him for obstructing officer n he had bud on him

She's giving me play by play whole time

So as he's being arrested lol I msg him " be careful in there bro . free my nigga 2018"

Fast forward midnight I'm working magic on her . got her talking bout " come make me cuuuuuum " " I wanna choke on your dick "

So I swooped in for the kill

Beat it up n nutted in her ass while her shitalkin rich whiteboi in jail lmao

I msgd the nigga like ay nice hat . ( he left a fitted) ay u left ur dome light on in ur truck xD DAMN Dana new apt is niccceeee

Praying for you . free my nigga Sam b . ima hold it down for you bro I got u

Lmaoooo like I'm paraphrasing but these message logs are epic I'm re reading like super impressed with how shit went down


He gonna get his phone n just die of depression knowing I was present maybe hr or 2 after he got locked

All that bragging bro . I was mad civil early

Nigga better act like he knows . I'm no slouch outchear

God the reconciliation sex tho. I straight up turned her . she want me to come stay a week

HAHAHA I FUCKING LOVED TODAY

Bags would be proud of these logs
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