I shit myself when I was 5 too. Sharted in class...went to the bathroom, rolled my underwear into a little ball and stuffed it under all the paper towels in the trash bin.
But word. The girlfriend is milking the fuck out of this. She all but said "you have to kiss my ass for an undisclosed amount of time in order for me to get over this."
This ain't gonna work.
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Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'...
I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',
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