Muff:
"But as far as this pic goes ?u had trouble timing it bro
Cameraman said cheese n this bih kept saying "I like mozzarellaaaahhhh" 20x in a row"
"Mannn he fucking a retard. Put this boi in a tomb
Gotta be hard to hit this bih Doggy when she barks at even the slightest noise in the room"
"Lars like "I got me a librarian " all smug with a grin
I Would say she has a decent head on her shoulders but unfortunately boooth u niggas ugly as sin"
"Yu look this slow bich in the face "ull be my wife in a yr"
I bet when an Autism Speaks commercial comes on u fake sob n wipe up her tears"
"Tard chaser obviously n I commend your insistence
U got urself a Keeper bruh: . yah , She's a goalie from the Special Olympics"
sraL:
"lmao bitch was never wifey, taste tested your own sperm together nightly
Street Fighter II Turbo cheat.. if she down right up and left then Y, B?!"
"prolly dumped you for Bags once Tinderella noticed the fact
black brah on her shoulder ain't supportive it's just holding her back"
"lmao you dated a Shebrew so you already nose she a five
this bitch beak 'so long', you ain't farewell since she told you goodbye"
"bitch favorite flavour lipgloss is "Dick Snot" and this weirdo agrees
she a soldier though.. cuz beneath all that warpaint we still see her fatigue"
Overall this was a really good battle, pretty much even all the way through, and provide some well needed laughs, thanks for that. I don't have much to pick at with either one of these verses really, both read well, flowed nice and were fluent all throughout. I got Muff with more quotables here and just felt that his punches landed better. And I mean no offense to sraL but she does look like she has a mental disability and Muff attacked that very well. Props to both for sure, some really funny shit here but I'm going to have to go with Muff
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