This nigga lookin like he about to say YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF...... GOLD DUST
Lost his hat, it was immediately returned to Glosst and Found.
Flashy grapefruit salesman
This nigga eats expired Lunchables with the cast from Ned's Declassified
He runs a gay cowboy themed nightclub in Wyoming called PEGGING PAUL'S HUNK HAVEN
Glossed in Translation
Runs a firework stand that only sells sparklers
Wardrobe provided by: Queer Eye for the Gay Guy
He shaves his chest hairs with startled armidillos
AKA The Unibrowbomber
Competes in chili cook offs and always puts too much ghost peppers
This nigga tried to put a Decepticon tape into an mp3 player
he lets lesser fag put pop rocks in their butt and fart on his mustache
This nigga drive a purple Silverado with bicycle rims and a novelty horn
Rooster Cockburn
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