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Old 03-25-2018, 08:03 PM   #39
Vulgar
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His dating profile headline says: "HECTOR. HITMAN. I WANT THE CULO. 702-231-4242..."

Lookn like a USB fighter

Lookin like he has an illegal fannypack smuggling business

Lookin like the code words to get into his house is "Guac, bro. Did you bring the guac?"

Lookin like he digs graves at the Digital Underground

Serial entrepreneur: founder and managing director at CuntRoller Systems Inc

Lookin like he incrementally buys timeshares at Neverland Ranch

The Fast Traction Hero

Lookin like the mayor of Pokelahoma

He moonlights as Moonlight in a cosplay drama called The Sun, the Moon, and the Shriveled Dick

Lookin like he pops waterbeds at furniture stores and fills them with orange GoGurt

Lookin like he only speaks if you recite the lyrics of Weezer songs backwards in a NY accent

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