His dating profile headline says: "HECTOR. HITMAN. I WANT THE CULO. 702-231-4242..."
Lookn like a USB fighter
Lookin like he has an illegal fannypack smuggling business
Lookin like the code words to get into his house is "Guac, bro. Did you bring the guac?"
Lookin like he digs graves at the Digital Underground
Serial entrepreneur: founder and managing director at CuntRoller Systems Inc
Lookin like he incrementally buys timeshares at Neverland Ranch
The Fast Traction Hero
Lookin like the mayor of Pokelahoma
He moonlights as Moonlight in a cosplay drama called The Sun, the Moon, and the Shriveled Dick
Lookin like he pops waterbeds at furniture stores and fills them with orange GoGurt
Lookin like he only speaks if you recite the lyrics of Weezer songs backwards in a NY accent
Last edited by Vulgar; 03-25-2018 at 08:12 PM.
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