Officer: Are you a drug dealer?
El Muffin: I lied to you about selling weed. I sell heroin.
Officer: Ok, where are the drugs?
El Muffin: Have zones in my Lexus. Yup, that one right there (Points finger).
Officer: The green'ish one with the rusted wheel wells and spinner hubcaps?
El Muffin: Mmmhmmmm. And inside of my EX crack head girlfriends house. There is a safe, this is the combination - 21, 31, 41. There you will find all of my package supplies, satellite phone and more zones.
Officer: Ok, turn around. Are there any needles I should be aware off before I pat you down?
El Muffin: No need;es, just cocaine.
SMH, bro STFU... You talk to damn much man, can you not see everyone is trolling you? LOLOL
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