[bleak]

For whoever doesn't think Pocahontas doesn't work, I can see where you voted for Inf. But on first read I thought that shit was fire and that's what is currently pulling it in Barc's favor for me (still reading tho) Lines after that was filler but u had

MRI even tho it's played
Infidel
Flag football COULD have been killer but still decent
Street musician pretty good.

Bennett was shit and you know it
Zelph line was just there


Okay Inf potara fusion literally slayed me and I'm gonna ignore the fact you said RINGS instead of EARrings cause they the same thing if you think about it. I love anime/gaming bars so this was an easy way to earn my favor at least. Spaceballs to follow which was also nice. Ascension took a second glance so not completely seamless but I thought it hit. You also had

Dr Evil
Barbicide

The rest weren't complete misses but these are what stood out. I guess I'm gonna have to count them out.


Pot fusion LOTB
Pocahontas LOTV

2 good
Rest decent
1 miss

3 good
Wash
2 misses/filler

Gd this is hard to vote on but Barc has just a TAD more substance. I honestly was not expecting Inf to be inspired for this after all the battles he's been writing for but he came correct. If we were voting based on workload it would go Inf but stand alone battle I'm leaning Barcotic