You need a pregnancy pact. All need to knock up chicks at about the same time. Then you can work together to train your spawns in the ancient art of text battling. Then put them all against each other in a no holds barred text battle royale ton the death. When the dust clears there will only be one child left, just as the prophecy said. That child will be the best text battler to ever Grace the internet battle ranks.
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