[El Muffin]

bitch found a stranger to take her pic in the city for fun
& that dress she wore was handy..for wiping jizz after giving him 1
(Dated concept but applicable. Ok open)
the shame's made her insane n very 'to hell w. this'
submerged in guilt, she somehow came out wearing a jellyfish
(Not that effective of an observation tbh . I see the resemblance just wasn't funny or hard to me)
no wonder she shook of the pole, j'look at her profile
her mobile says 19%. if my dick went 19%, she wouldnt be mobile
(Clean. More self props than anything but I like it)
she's pushin for mine, but look- a reminder...
Barberries his d in pussy n wuld rather fuck the bushes behind her
(Lol k)
the ability to see's all i need for destroying this
a little Whittle get me far,
im just waiting for the jumanji plant to eat the annoying bitch
(Nahhh)
some loner's indulging, while im totally holding blinks
if i robbed her for that bag, i promise u id hope for exploding ink
(Why tho)
if u laid pipe, u hate life and u'll STAY wifin' dumb birds
she a kneeslapper, 'cept it looks like an mma fighter punched hers
(K)
tbh she needs a bed or something. i said it cuz its fact, b
ur expresso hard for attention, its mila kunis on 11 cups of caffeine
(K cool)
naw, this is rude. i give props if its due, n look
she's a great catch, unfortunately u forgot to remove the hook
(Ha)
yes ok, i edit my bars for days when i write 'em down
i hav probs w my diss order, least i dont starve to stay under 90lbs
(Nah)

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Her face though, her dad should of grabbed a coat hanger an played abortionist
Facial features so out of proportion its like her bone structures a fuckin contortionist
(Ehh )
The last pic, 2trip picked up she was like 12 an this ones just as sickening
Fugly sluts still a kid.. bet it was a struggle goin out with her an never 'fittin in'
(K pretty coo)
Heard you write bars for days, i keyed this geek a hours work cus its all hes worth
Your such a nerd he saw this birds bikini an said the Ns missing from the word
(Idgi)
Fuck a glass jaw that nose been shattered more then a molotov
Her heritage is such a kick in the face her nose broke to the sound of Masel Tov!
(Ehh)
Scraggy hair but keen to bare all, plus she sucks for hours
If she a dirty bitch, makes sense shes jewish cus she clearly hates a shower
(Nice)
Nose like a fucking rhino horn bro, proof is right there
I posted a clean ex, you posted a kleenexs worst nightmare
(Lmao lotb)
Lights camera action for lil miss tits smaller then her nose
The flash such a eyesore even her own eyes are fucking squintin closed
(Ok)
She dont need support, thats a double entendre right there
Cus she put up the blinds but im going all in on her small pair
(Doooope poker line)
This aint aeros girl, so whys ya girls grill barking like he'd eat her
Head with enough canines to make Cerebus slow it's growl to a whimper
(Lol Welsh going innn)
Im frying this bird like the colonel, but feelin kinda awkward
Cus i asked for a 2 piece thats hot and saucy, in other words this isnt what I ordered
(Wtffff Lmaooo)

This is really fkn close

Jays misses were lines I either didn't get or were underwhelming

Barcs misses weren't as bad . I just didn't rock with em

Jay stsrted off rocky but then started throwing out bangers I'm dead @ clean ex I'm dead @ the cetebus angle I'm dead @closer im dead I'm dead

Barc had barberries hook/catch n 19 percent but the latter was more like look my dick is big n she can't take it

I honestly think jay did more of the clowning here if I'm being 100

I got Jay with the upset

V/jay

Edit: oh I get the nbl line now Welsh jeez I'm retarded xD