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Allen Knight · 03-12-2018, 07:29 PM

Sour Joog vs Alvin Karpis
Alvin Karpis wins 7-2

Alvin Karpis Best Bar:

I’ll pull ya bitch with ease and cop this win
Steal Bombay and have her swallow me faster then a shot of Gin

Sour Joog Best Bar:

Icu faggot n you should already know the kid got shooters
Ya think not loser..I'll put the pump to ya lungs like a Rick Ross rumor

Alvin Karpis Worst Bar:

You’ll never be top tier so stop feedin ya rep
What I just quoted is the closest you’ll come to bein a Vet

Sour Joog Worst Bar:

I pen award winning raw scriptures, I drop flames there's no confusion
You say ya dugongs, we're still trying to sea cow you even came to that conclusion,

Conclusions:
In the immortal words of DynamiCz’s vote: “This whole read was fiya to me!”

I thought this was a dope battle. Karpis shows what wordplay done right looks like with the Bombay flip. That’s some WP even Destroyer can appreciate. Joog then undid that ‘one point for wordplay’ with the Dugong stuff though. Seriously, I don’t sea cow you thought that was a good idea. Aside from that Joog’s verse was pretty solid in my eyes. Karpis was as well. It seemed like most voters were conflicted and chose the winner by a narrow margin, which is what we like to see. Personally, I think Joog set the stage the wrong way with that Dugong line and…. Soured…. the voters for the rest of his verse.

DynamiCz vs Joe Boston
DynamiCz wins 6-4

DynamiCz Best Bar:

Catch him slippin in the hallway, this friend get the money mitch
Disconnected the gun from the tripod stand, made it handheld like a nintendo switch

Joe Boston Best Bar:

i'll spew all ur over chicks glasses, gives good head but im not into flat asses
Whenever i hit the BoxSpring into action,u sleep in the wetspot on ur worn out mattress

DynamiCz Worst Bar:

Cold scene..woke like a activist..im trying to catch joe sleep in his dream
Front yard of the house..hiding with the tank like a smoke screen

Joe Boston Worst Bar:

dont go second guessing yourself cuz defeating me aint that easy
if these shellls can Panera persons face,it'll have yours looking like a grilled Panini

Conclusions:

This is probably the strongest I’ve seen DynamiCz show up in a battle. That Nintendo Switch line was flames, honestly I don’t think it would be out of place in a champ or contenders match caliber battle. I liked the Wal Mart roll back concept as well. Joe lost this battle and also caught heat in the Chat for only voting for RB compatriots this week, lol. Watch him mix it up next week just to make shit look on the up and up. Joseph, I think the voters said it all — they want you to trim down and clean up your wording and they’re tired of telling you. Personally, I think this was an interesting battle that went the way it should’ve but both competitors have the capacity to be a problem in this league if they choose to elevate.

Profit vs Lyfzaa Gamble
Profit wins 4-1

Profit’s Best Bar:

Fuck bettin, if u throw money down I'll take it & watch this guy pitch a fit
Lyfzza gamble till I snatch his bread & watch'em cry.. maaan lyf is a BITCH!

Lyfzaa’s Best Bar:

Don't take anything he says serious, his words differ than whats really the whole picture.
so this has nothing to do with making money off selling toilets; its just that Profitable shitter.

Profit’s Worst Bar:

& if u happen to show, I will leave this verse
Not that I'm feelin good about these bars.. but confident ur best r even worse

Lyfzaa’s Worst Bar:

I'll make an exception if you win, but instead of u testing, accept this.. My two cents.
Im telling u, Prospect u late; n maybe you'll be on time to learn this Lesson in LOSING.

Conclusions:

Yo, did y’all see Lyfzaa’s meltdown in the Chat?! He was salty af after going down 3-0 and was hinging his whole argument on the heat of his bar about buying toilets. Wow. I mean, that’s not really the hill you want to die on, my dude. I get it — there could be an argument that Gamble wins this battle.. but you’ll look better taking a sketchy loss like a man than complaining about it. Profitable Shitter (jesus) does work out in terms of the wordplay that you set up and personally I think it was the only line with any depth in this battle, but people don’t just go around like, “Hey, check out this profitable shitter I invented” or whatever. I see why people weren’t wooed by it. Other than that, both sides were pretty basic. Gamble has some room to improve, he just gotta get over himself a bit and commit to developing the style that voters told him they want to see. Profit was pretty basic. Maybe there’s room for growth there, I’ll keep my eye out.

Best Bars of the Week

I'm savage; in my hood glock .40 off the buckle if we scrap
Picture sticky bandits in Home Alone. boyy McCallister up trouble in the trap.

Infiltrate vs Pinot Grij

An fuckin ur fat bich makes ur body sore t'il ur charley horsed
U cant evn get inside w/o pushin ur head thru a flap like a Doggy Door.

Infiltrate vs Pinot Grij

If we ever battled face to face, I’ll leave your blown out in rage
1 shot’ll leave ur skull open, Mike.. til all ur expressions are flowin’ out on stage

Letterman vs Barcotic

I’ll pull ya bitch with ease and cop this win
Steal Bombay and have her swallow me faster then a shot of Gin

Alvin Karpis vs Sour Joog

Catch him slippin in the hallway, this friend get the money mitch
Disconnected the gun from the tripod stand, made it handheld like a nintendo switch

DynamiCz vs Joe Boston

Worst Bars of the Week

I pen award winning raw scriptures, I drop flames there's no confusion
You say ya dugongs, we're still trying to sea cow you even came to that conclusion,

Sour Joog vs Alvin Karpis

no hall of fame & no hof battles is what u've achieved w/ ur skill
u havent had One Omelet.. n u'll fold when i put the heat to ur grill

Barcotic vs Letterman

Your team got a fruity ambience. & you prolly claiming that shit
‘Cause we can tell by your menorah, that you’re all some flaming faggots

Letterman vs Barcotic

im trying to prognosis this cat but he aint much but whack filler
so I'm going leave it at that guess you just funky like you was ben stiller

2tripple0 vs Erron Black

BEST OF THE BEST

This is the section that, when the season is over, we can look back and unanimously say these were the dopest lines dropped. I’m taking this from the old mags cuz I don’t have time to search every battle. If you remember something that should be here, drop it for consideration. If you think something should be TAKEN OUT, also feel free to debate.

Can hate, but they know my G m.o. - what I state’s what I do
take it as true. While yo GMO is killing us w/ all the fake shit u produce.

Schadenfreude vs Infiltrate

& ur girls been sus’ frm the start. If u dnt knw what I mean, u’ve got a problem
She’s a mermaid.. looks good at the top but starts gettin’ fishy at the bottom

For Battling vs bleak

ur ugly wifes leavin u to cheat, she suckin cocks in ya place
that dirty sluts a Grenade, she removed ya ring an went off in ur face

Allen Knight vs ill nik-A

Step right up. ain’t no games when the lead starts to cut air
but des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear

Destroyer vs Cred

03-12-2018, 07:29 PM	#6
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	Sour Joog vs Alvin Karpis Alvin Karpis wins 7-2 Alvin Karpis Best Bar: I’ll pull ya bitch with ease and cop this win Steal Bombay and have her swallow me faster then a shot of Gin Sour Joog Best Bar: Icu faggot n you should already know the kid got shooters Ya think not loser..I'll put the pump to ya lungs like a Rick Ross rumor Alvin Karpis Worst Bar: You’ll never be top tier so stop feedin ya rep What I just quoted is the closest you’ll come to bein a Vet Sour Joog Worst Bar: I pen award winning raw scriptures, I drop flames there's no confusion You say ya dugongs, we're still trying to sea cow you even came to that conclusion, Conclusions: In the immortal words of DynamiCz’s vote: “This whole read was fiya to me!” I thought this was a dope battle. Karpis shows what wordplay done right looks like with the Bombay flip. That’s some WP even Destroyer can appreciate. Joog then undid that ‘one point for wordplay’ with the Dugong stuff though. Seriously, I don’t sea cow you thought that was a good idea. Aside from that Joog’s verse was pretty solid in my eyes. Karpis was as well. It seemed like most voters were conflicted and chose the winner by a narrow margin, which is what we like to see. Personally, I think Joog set the stage the wrong way with that Dugong line and…. Soured…. the voters for the rest of his verse. DynamiCz vs Joe Boston DynamiCz wins 6-4 DynamiCz Best Bar: Catch him slippin in the hallway, this friend get the money mitch Disconnected the gun from the tripod stand, made it handheld like a nintendo switch Joe Boston Best Bar: i'll spew all ur over chicks glasses, gives good head but im not into flat asses Whenever i hit the BoxSpring into action,u sleep in the wetspot on ur worn out mattress DynamiCz Worst Bar: Cold scene..woke like a activist..im trying to catch joe sleep in his dream Front yard of the house..hiding with the tank like a smoke screen Joe Boston Worst Bar: dont go second guessing yourself cuz defeating me aint that easy if these shellls can Panera persons face,it'll have yours looking like a grilled Panini Conclusions: This is probably the strongest I’ve seen DynamiCz show up in a battle. That Nintendo Switch line was flames, honestly I don’t think it would be out of place in a champ or contenders match caliber battle. I liked the Wal Mart roll back concept as well. Joe lost this battle and also caught heat in the Chat for only voting for RB compatriots this week, lol. Watch him mix it up next week just to make shit look on the up and up. Joseph, I think the voters said it all — they want you to trim down and clean up your wording and they’re tired of telling you. Personally, I think this was an interesting battle that went the way it should’ve but both competitors have the capacity to be a problem in this league if they choose to elevate. Profit vs Lyfzaa Gamble Profit wins 4-1 Profit’s Best Bar: Fuck bettin, if u throw money down I'll take it & watch this guy pitch a fit Lyfzza gamble till I snatch his bread & watch'em cry.. maaan lyf is a BITCH! Lyfzaa’s Best Bar: Don't take anything he says serious, his words differ than whats really the whole picture. so this has nothing to do with making money off selling toilets; its just that Profitable shitter. Profit’s Worst Bar: & if u happen to show, I will leave this verse Not that I'm feelin good about these bars.. but confident ur best r even worse Lyfzaa’s Worst Bar: I'll make an exception if you win, but instead of u testing, accept this.. My two cents. Im telling u, Prospect u late; n maybe you'll be on time to learn this Lesson in LOSING. Conclusions: Yo, did y’all see Lyfzaa’s meltdown in the Chat?! He was salty af after going down 3-0 and was hinging his whole argument on the heat of his bar about buying toilets. Wow. I mean, that’s not really the hill you want to die on, my dude. I get it — there could be an argument that Gamble wins this battle.. but you’ll look better taking a sketchy loss like a man than complaining about it. Profitable Shitter (jesus) does work out in terms of the wordplay that you set up and personally I think it was the only line with any depth in this battle, but people don’t just go around like, “Hey, check out this profitable shitter I invented” or whatever. I see why people weren’t wooed by it. Other than that, both sides were pretty basic. Gamble has some room to improve, he just gotta get over himself a bit and commit to developing the style that voters told him they want to see. Profit was pretty basic. Maybe there’s room for growth there, I’ll keep my eye out. Best Bars of the Week I'm savage; in my hood glock .40 off the buckle if we scrap Picture sticky bandits in Home Alone. boyy McCallister up trouble in the trap. Infiltrate vs Pinot Grij An fuckin ur fat bich makes ur body sore t'il ur charley horsed U cant evn get inside w/o pushin ur head thru a flap like a Doggy Door. Infiltrate vs Pinot Grij If we ever battled face to face, I’ll leave your blown out in rage 1 shot’ll leave ur skull open, Mike.. til all ur expressions are flowin’ out on stage Letterman vs Barcotic I’ll pull ya bitch with ease and cop this win Steal Bombay and have her swallow me faster then a shot of Gin Alvin Karpis vs Sour Joog Catch him slippin in the hallway, this friend get the money mitch Disconnected the gun from the tripod stand, made it handheld like a nintendo switch DynamiCz vs Joe Boston Worst Bars of the Week I pen award winning raw scriptures, I drop flames there's no confusion You say ya dugongs, we're still trying to sea cow you even came to that conclusion, Sour Joog vs Alvin Karpis no hall of fame & no hof battles is what u've achieved w/ ur skill u havent had One Omelet.. n u'll fold when i put the heat to ur grill Barcotic vs Letterman Your team got a fruity ambience. & you prolly claiming that shit ‘Cause we can tell by your menorah, that you’re all some flaming faggots Letterman vs Barcotic im trying to prognosis this cat but he aint much but whack filler so I'm going leave it at that guess you just funky like you was ben stiller 2tripple0 vs Erron Black BEST OF THE BEST This is the section that, when the season is over, we can look back and unanimously say these were the dopest lines dropped. I’m taking this from the old mags cuz I don’t have time to search every battle. If you remember something that should be here, drop it for consideration. If you think something should be TAKEN OUT, also feel free to debate. Can hate, but they know my G m.o. - what I state’s what I do take it as true. While yo GMO is killing us w/ all the fake shit u produce. Schadenfreude vs Infiltrate & ur girls been sus’ frm the start. If u dnt knw what I mean, u’ve got a problem She’s a mermaid.. looks good at the top but starts gettin’ fishy at the bottom For Battling vs bleak ur ugly wifes leavin u to cheat, she suckin cocks in ya place that dirty sluts a Grenade, she removed ya ring an went off in ur face Allen Knight vs ill nik-A Step right up. ain’t no games when the lead starts to cut air but des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear Destroyer vs Cred __________________ C.O.B The Bad Guys.