This pic right here could stop debates.Ya ex is ugly 4 hot-less sake
Bich look like'a Cabbage Patch birth from da soils of buried barrels of toxic waste
Weren't these garbage pale kids? LOL - That is what came to mind when I read this bar.
This cat was w.a crack sniffer. She can snort a whole brick w.tht get up
Hell, tht nose tackles thru any offensive line u could put up against tht bich, bruh
Lol, great concept - execution was light tho.
Fuck this shit, I'm shleep! U aint get da twat. Had 2 pause & think
in fact- This pic is da first time u got 2 see tht da inside of her walls is pink
Again, great concept and pic observation but the execution was light.
Since u guys broke up there's prolly been a Switch of a mess in da child:
She got da haircut of Link from Legend of Zelda & breathes out The Breathe of the Wild
I think you should have left this more or so Zelda's haircut - over worded and killed the impact for me.
Fuck Sheldon, Lenoard & Penny. Her photo leaves me on da floor dead
My Big Bang Theory on her is she uses THAT hairstyle 2 cover her enormous forehead
Lol, little wordy but ok.
vs
how the fuck was I subbed in last round to kill all thats before me
yet somehow end up only second biggest dark horse in this tourney?!
Lol, damn...
whores in her forties trying to dress like her vagina still fresh
that skirt so high-waisted it failed every known sobriety test
Lol, ok. Little light but nice jab.
You wifed up a Kentucky Derby winner, deciding to mount it somehow
after you said "Hey," and she took the words right outta your mouth
Damn, this was bonkers lol...
Now she about a Redrum/10 and not cuz she an old pro with it
more cuz she crossed a line with her head in that photo finish
Lol another horse reference... Ok tho.
status forever been: 'Stable Relationship' bruh she a sack of shit
we know that ex-stinked, looks like her breath smell of woolly mammoth dick
This was light but the setup helped it make an impact.
Close, IMO. I think Diablo's quotes were just a tad bit better and executed slightly better so with that being said;
v/Diablo
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