leaned @ tilted adams apple & Ratbush, NY
this nigga look just like an autistic hispanic Justin Long
this wigga favorite My Little Pony is clearly Fluttershy
his neck tat goes all around his neck, it reads: Edward Scissorsdicks
This dude got his hat off of an American Girl doll.
you can play Call of Duty and/or Battlefield with this nigga if you hit him up on PSN under the screen name of LOW SELF-ESTEEM GARGOYLE
this nigga beard is a disobedient ant farm
This is the dirtmexican Kylo Ren, son of Juan Cholo who drove the white panel rape-van that made the border run in 12 parsecs
this nigga talm bout MY MOM THREW ME UNDER THE BUS, but meant it literally as she dove from the bus stop in a failed abortion attempt.
this nigga tried to put both beastmaster ferrets into his butthole
this nigga got his goatee lined up by Michael J. Fox using a shakeweight while on a jet ski
this nigga told the barber I WANT MY GOATEE TO LOOK LIKE A BLACK WIDOW SPIDER
this nigga street name is: butthole nostrils
this nigga got 2 completely different sized ears, they call him SAY WUT
THIS NIGGA MUSTACHE IS AN UPSIDE DOWN WHATABURGER LOGO
this the same exact nigga that snorted an kilo of Love My Carpet w/ Kevin Federline's nephew in 8th grade on the bus.
he made his own Ninja Warrior course in his backyard and played by himself. he ended up finishing 6th overall.
BONUS QUESTION: Which has more bumps, his face or the top of his hat?
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