[El Muffin]

Boooi, I opened da pic & it possessed mah laptop ta do this wild ol' bit
My Pc crashed- Hit da hwy doing a buck playing chicken on some suicidal shit
(Ok)
i'ma send ya white girl packing. Murder scene when I start ta flex
So against Casper da ghost in a wig, I'll make certain she can't past thru this wall of txt
(Lol she does look like Casper in the face xD)
This pic right here could stop debates.Ya ex is ugly 4 hot-less sake
Bich look like'a Cabbage Patch birth from da soils of buried barrels of toxic waste
(Ok . decent )
If ya thought she's a looker, remember this verse & da ways it buried ya
Cuz homie, her eyes aren't her only features we should place in da grey area
(Eh)
This cat was w.a crack sniffer. She can snort a whole brick w.tht get up
Hell, tht nose tackles thru any offensive line u could put up against tht bich, bruh
(Concept gold .. But the way it was written deflated it a bit)
Prayin ta ya god I'm hurtin feelings cuz I do mean 2 b too mean 2 fella
Wigga, ya ho is da Chucky doll, & u woke da cunt by chantin "Ade Due Damella!"
(Eh )
Fuck this shit, I'm shleep! U aint get da twat. Had 2 pause & think
in fact- This pic is da first time u got 2 see tht da inside of her walls is pink
(Ok)
Since u guys broke up there's prolly been a Switch of a mess in da child:
She got da haircut of Link from Legend of Zelda & breathes out The Breathe of the Wild
(Lol)
Fuck Sheldon, Lenoard & Penny. Her photo leaves me on da floor dead
My Big Bang Theory on her is she uses THAT hairstyle 2 cover her enormous forehead
(Haha)
Pasty zombie looking biddie. bet her pics looking sick af up on da book
Her pale complexion'll go great w. a pale bucket use for da cover up of her looks
(Bad closer tho )


that Bojack Horseman lookin bitch must eat a thousand tonnes
if she's your best by a country mile, you sure won't be around furlong
(Done the wp. B4 but it applies xD . decent/cool open)
how the fuck was I subbed in last round to kill all thats before me
yet somehow end up only second biggest dark horse in this tourney?!
(Lol)
whores in her forties trying to dress like her vagina still fresh
that skirt so high-waisted it failed every known sobriety test
(Nice)
You wifed up a Kentucky Derby winner, deciding to mount it somehow
after you said "Hey," and she took the words right outta your mouth
(Oh lawd . bar of the tourney thus far )
Now she about a Redrum/10 and not cuz she an old pro with it
more cuz she crossed a line with her head in that photo finish
(Lol)
whole dome glistening way that fugly bitch lit up your life
the Black Widow got you ate up on the web for thinking you fly
(Eh ok)
piece of shit you be riding got no damn space for her hooves
can't match horsepower either, must be why you gave her the boot
(Ok)
saving that stupid ass tri-pic, try picking one of her close to a ten
if two heads better than one, that forehead better off never posted again
(Nay)
homie I bet Giant Haystacks her fave wrestler and she nae naeing incessantly
pic shoulda used that Cropped Top to help erase her face from our memory
( lmao at the setup . cool punch)
status forever been: 'Stable Relationship' bruh she a sack of shit
we know that ex-stinked, looks like her breath smell of woolly mammoth dick
(Ok)


Cool battle . relatively close but Lars had a segment of like 10 lines that were heat back to back

V/ Lars