I'm in progress will edit in more lines n take shit out as I please till u post
Iono how one could even possibly invest in this beast
Jus coz she looks like Butterbean's niece.. Dsnt mean she's a Knockout by any stretch of the means
Looking like she snitched . need I mention the stupor ?
Must be hard not to Fold' when your facial structure resembles an egg w/ a Fupa
Just plaiiin unattractive . cute? Not even semi.. Shit
That's not bad Intel^ . plus this bih got more Misplaced Moles than the Mi6
Its not 'Gods Plan'. but her orbital bones are shaped funny
I heard of bags BELOW the eyes . but above em lookin like she went to Sam's Club w/ Drake's money
Dawg
If she ask for my number bro I'm fkn dumpin the heater
She tried2 Jot me down for the D' . but ain't no way I'm fkn the world's ugliest substitute teacher
You still communicate . don't fake like you hatin the split
Saw u2 play Words w/ Friends . here's some u shud omit : "I actually dated this bitch"
Forehead SKRONG af. Bro that shit is a crime
U 2 had a Nuclear family until shed give u an Atomic headbutt when u didn't bring the Triscuits on time
My wishes coullld come true .. But this chick ruined it: Facts
I'd even throw a Nickel in the Fountain but this bitch a soft Two at the max
Anyone wud get this hoe with ease .. No need unloading the coin
This bitch got a Superdome'.. So u KNOW its gotta be a Brees Scorin some Points
How could you possibly take this Thing on a date
Looking like she proofreads previously published novels knowing dam well she'll never find a single mistake