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Old 03-05-2018, 01:28 AM   #9
El Muffin
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Gotta say she has the pretty doll face.. of a fucking mannequin
who would’ve thought the object of your affection was inanimate.
(Ok . decent )
The fact that she has no tits no ass, proves that even more so,
like literally she’s got no body, fool you wifed up a sex doll torso.
(Lol . )
Weirdo. Actually ending the relationship was your 1st mistake..
had the model girl, didn’t need to break up - just the latest upgrade.
(Latter end of the punch didn't transition as clean as I expected . nevertheless a decent punch)
And your obsession w/ the nose piercing was impossibly hostile
smh, this fucking sicko wouldn’t stop putting his cock in her nostrils.
(Nah)
That redundant head board was another fact shit extinguished,
^shorthand meaning she kept falling asleep cuz of wack cunnilingus.
(Ehh)
Thought that she loved you at all, had to be insane, obviously..
question’s were you messing round or prepping her for a lobotomy?
(Clever observation not much clowning tho)
So weak, waited til she was comfortable, then gave her a buzz
no I’m not talking bout the haircut loser.. I mean date rape drugs.
(Nice)
Why ya playing while she’s resting? S’even bitch in a bitch eyes
but fuck the prank, she said the truly childish joke was ya dick size.
(Not feeling the close too much)

sun, sea, sand an cocktails, she spendin yo money like a boss
N jesus this beached whale got more sand in her vagina then schad after that Cash loss!
(Choppy n not really loving the board association on this pic)
For real though, her right knees shadow look like a angry face yo
N both her knees look like they faced more uphill battles then 2triple0
(Nah)
Im all about killer thighs.. but with her id deffo plead the fifth
Shiit, you can still see the skull imprint of the last faggot this fatty laid with
(Ok)
Cus she got them thunder thighs an nipples that could turn ya gay
So if you hear thunder clappin, its cus everyone on that beach cheerin she flashed a mile away
(Lol there you go)
Id guess her bpm like ...120...an thats just havin a rest
So much red meat clogging up her chest theres literally two burgers poppin out of her vest
(Got em)
Fact you make the sweet music with that mess..i feel for ya brother
If she a music lover its cus she looks like the product of dj khalad an missy elliot if they fucked each other
(Choppy but still humorous . ok)
Shes like a fucking horror show, givin me a right scare
Way she blackens that "sandman" no wonder shes the thing of nightmares
(Love the concept .. But lol @ blackens the sand .. Thstd like elementary racist jab but conceptually its sound .. Tie in was on point n you closed effectively )

Yeah I got Flo here surprisingly by like a almost quote

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