lmao homie a clown fucking woodland creatures when no one around
I got 500 pounds sayin you're a faggot and my girl ain't even open her mouth
overpronounced teeth, white girl ass & zero titties to give a fuck about
with no buns and just chicken fillets... yo, that bitch a KFC double down
You love an outdoors type, I love cant-get-out-doors types so ur girl isn't a hottie
Flat earth enthusiast.. I don't believe there's a curve on the entire surface of that body
She gets disturbed just seein broccoli trees eaten on some Save The Forest shit
you got a hippy so in love with bark I'm almost positive she'd wanna chomp his nips
Bet she's got a list of intolerances and she's fussy with food
yet ironically the one thing she couldn't ever truly stomach was you
Dyke looking bitch was meat-free even before she became vegan
after fucking Useless in bed, she dumped him for the exact same reason
face screaming "recyclopath", bruh don't even tempt me
I'd hold a feeding frenzy with meat aplenty til that eco-friendly vegan dairy-free and health freak was green with envy
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