[El Muffin]

I'm bored

Here's a statement or two. Don't wanna be mistaken as rude
But being built wrong must be hard to chew . specially when ur upper body is shaped like a tooth
Lets see . trashy look . slimy face . can't seem to get her diet straight
How the fk this bih look Spanish n Italian with None of the flattering attributes from either race ?
This sweaty bitch a wrestler . of this I'm not prepared to doubt
Looking like a Roddy Piper protege that the nigga was never everrr aware about
Adonis swears this is just a "back in his heyday" thot
But Houston we have a Problem . this bih shoulders wider than JJ Watts
Bitch watched the Winter Olympics ..couldn't get rid of the call
She's now an aspiring Figure Skater. But can't skate around the fact she has no figure at all
Ion wnna how it feels to touch her . don't need skills to fuck her
She will 'suck it up for a bill ' n her eyebrows more Drawn out than a filibuster
The closer I look ? The consequences leave me more dead
Liiike How the fk this bitch nose bridge manage to extend to her forehead ? xD
She playing Yugioh? Idc . id bust a nut on her hinee n tits
But she just pulled a trap card . N that shit reads "I have a Vagina that Drips"