I'm known for this, your known for chloroform napkins & the date-rape liquor scene
After this loss follow your best working pick-up line & Dont kick or scream!
Stealing & reciting textcee lines at playgrounds, i'll flip this loser
Biter should change his name to flashdrive, cause his memory stick to the computer
Built as he swallowed the Michelin Man whole & is ready to let loose
fuck outta here with your oversized belly smelling of your titty sweat juice
Quick! Someone get Datelines Chris Hanson in motion
I told him kids jeans are half-off at Kmart... he grabbed his binoculars & lotion
With chocolate scented candles going, Klump lookin for things he's able to stir up
So fat his first-aid kit at home got a syringe of maple syrup
Extra pervy & keeps jolly ranchers in his pockets that are melting
They don't call him Infiltration for nothing, Pedo knows what time the school bells rings
I got a hand up the competition, this ain't a challenge yo
You got a hand up too.. dirty sock puppets dork brings to a talent show
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