Lyric Olympics Week 1: Pulse vs. Cadaver
Pulse:
Look at this slob! ain't no Secret once this pussy gets popped
Motherfucker looks like the embodiment of a foot in the crotch
Go look for a job, I mean, damn Cad, I guess that's what drugs'll do
Kid, your shit gets more slept on than the first bed you can stumble to
Pulse'll pummel you, choke on your words when sendin hollow threats
Shit, the kid's adam's apple looks like he swallowed a bobblehead
So follow this... even this kid knows how hard that he jocks me
That why he's rockin the goggles just to block the bukkake
Step off me... kid needs a way to pay once all the pot's gone
That's why the faggot goes down more often than freestyling dot com
I'm not calm, gone berserk, kid, its absurd that I'd murder ya
But I figure your fate is worse, since you're living without furniture
You're hurtin, brah! And still talkin about how dope he gets!
Shit, kid, you're feeling broke as shit, cuz of all the coke ya did!!!
Hopeless bitch... go pack a bowl cuz I'm through with this cunt
and if he ain't get a win, we know he'll smoke til he hallucinates one
Cadaver:
The mystique is gone Pulse, we got exposed as drunken fools
the only mystery left – how you get drunk on O’Doul’s?
Seems we fin’ly got to find out why girls won’t ask this guy out
Cuz it’s hard to get a kiss with lips that’s smaller than your eyebrow
Your clothes? Well, you’re foreign so I should prolly just drop it
I guess in Canada it’s cool to buy your gear at Hot Topic
Pulse keeps an eye on his foes, he got battlers shooken
But does anybody know where the other one’s lookin?
I stay hookin’ this bitch for making bad, cheesy music
An I’d box his ears in but someone musta beat me to it
I guess I aint fucked up – I downed a dozen beer bottles
And your raps still don’t look hot, even through my beer goggles
He like to comb his eyebrows and rub his arms with Sassoon
Are those some viens on your hand or just a tribal tattoo?
I’m lazy like your left eye, but known to rip a few whores
And stay reppin L-O like I hate the new boards
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