Vegans don't drink beer, bro. It's not gluten free, Bros. They drink cider, I know because I hate beer and I drink cider so everyone thinks I'm vegan when I go to the bars. I'm like "nah, bish I just think beer tastes like ass." She be like "all beers?" I'm like "yep, that shit nasty" "what about such and such beer?" I'm like "that shit nasty too" so yeah, I like cider.
But yo, I can't even drink these days anymore. Last time we were out drinking I was at a work function and had a panic attack in the middle of a party.
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