[uh-oh]

my beard has been apart of me for years

its reached its pinnacle though at the 2 year mark. i've had it for 5 years though? i let it grow when i got my job about 5 years ago. but word.

its thickness and fullness has maxed out. was hoping for the zz top but i don't know how they get the length.

i only keep the mustache trimmed and off my lip itself. and give it the line on the top. the rest is a scraggly basin that women grab while flirtingly telling me i need to shave. the stupid ho's don't realize they are already under its spell

but word every know and then i get some scragglers. like 6 random hairs out of a thousand that are extra long like wtf. and i do trim those

but word.