Mercules vs Brock Sampson (27th August 2006)
Mercules
just 10
Aint it beatiful? ..how my verses are getting merit
while you stay like pharmicueticals ..always come in generic
so merc rip ya chest up.. when the slug fly its murder
watch it embed right in front you.. like how me and your girl were
I could beat you down with 1 arm tied behind my back dude
but nevermind.. on secondhand...
I'll smack you up with that too ^
trying to Undertake the task of beating these ryhmes Brock?
Well i'll undertake you.. carrying out a pine box
you're trash kid.. Merc remain the champ, smashing ya shit
Put an arrow through your shirt.. consider it a fashion tip
Brock Sampson
Congrats on winnin the belt! ThanX to me & a few others
yeah I voted for u, ONLY cuz u seem easier to beat than Butler
think u murderin me!? man look whats beginin to build
the lice in ur hair......is the only thing us should be itchin to kill
Merc aint real, I'll put em against walls with thunderous smacks
so bad cats think ur a poster, way u stay under attack
he treats bitches like livestock, its the only way he knows how
cuz his only STABLE relationship was with horses & cows
send this hoe to chiropractors, ya better off to bury yaself
or punches'll have ya spine stickin out, like books on library shelves
Brock Sampson won 7-0 to become the 6th ever LBL champion.
Brock Sampson vs L.I. (3rd September 2006)
Brock Sampson
yoooooooo....ain't got time for this but,
my guns is like hair treatment & it's important you know
I'll put so many cross-hairs on u, it'll look like u sportin a fro
plus puttin ya hoe in positions, given her a taste..no frontin
way we try angles, u thought we were takin the shape when fuckin
this kids nothin,..u can't visualize how u'll be done is some minutes
cuz I put my knuckles thru Elzhi like I had beef with Slum Village
so many roaches & insects in ya crib, it's hard to live no doubt
shit, Yoko Ono couldn't break up The Beatles that live in ya house
ur worse than a lie, the worst cat to text since the ones I beat so no doubt Im stoppin this guy
^yeah I streatched that, so medics'll have a place to rest u b4 hospitalized
u need to harvest some lines, but off the top ur a born hoe
but ur hairline keeps re-seeding, in hopes it can grow a corn row
Chicks talk to L.I. but they soon leave to get medicine
cuz they think ur a fungi, just somethin they don't wanna risk catchin
dissin u is like breakin dishes, so get ready for this pests fate
cuz not only will I smash ya glass jaw, I'll be crackin ya chest plate
L.I.? before I came to this league, I neva heard of the man
but like Merc, it's nothin to kill U2, like a plot to murda the band
no doubt I'll get the Dub, cuz u came with simple stuff fag
& have u bangin ya head over this L, like the smilie in the mental funk ad
The Quiet Storm huh?? We already know they some shady stealers
cuz most of his boys are has benz like Mercedes dealers
L.I.
22? Alright kid..
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebircs
lol............i tried to name my 2nd son brock sampson......seriously......
dude. he aint playin and that puts bro at a disadvantage
ill have sonned Brock so bad. . that kids wish was granted
your a fan kid. rap aint your thing so this nerd best stop it
n i understand you get B'S in school cause you continually drop it
get rocked kid. this prep will get beat for a while
i'll pop your collar out its socket until polo's go out of style
im ahead by miles. Merc outshined ya, ur just a back up
so i'll cater you a loss to show that Butler would be a better matchup
bitch is ass. you always lose to better guys
& next week will remind you of july 1st.....record-wise
bitch you remind me of forums the way you try dissin me
thatll make your shot at LBL Hall of Fame the co-topic. . History
im glistening. im smokin this herb while smokin herb stree-free
cause i've got a dime bag in my pocket. .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .and ill be matched with one next week
son your bringing the ass. ur rep is nothing this site will bare
n Kemp removed top 10 battles. . once you made it there
u dont have a shot to champ again. ur gonna be beaten
Brock's scratchin CD's just for a logical chance at repeatin
bitch im giving u the upper hand. ill drop 20 and leave this readin
so make this a handicap match cause that fits u after this beating
meh.
Brock Sampson won 7-0.
Brock Sampson vs Sonny Dimebags (10th September 2006)
Brock Sampson
Yo...
yous a hoe! don't think to diss me with those invalid flows
cuz the only thing u should be addressin .. comes in salad bowls
fuckin with this gets ya frame twisted, so stop & resign
cuz u'd think ya spine was freestylin the way it slipped out align
basketball gun brawlers, the shotty decides this bums fate
when its pulled out, it'll make u jump like u fell for the pump fake
a mistake? u aint worthy, so don't front like u been great
fucka! u couldn't ink nothin dope graduating from Penn State
the Knicks? wrong sport, focus on football cuz ya rhymes suck
especially Tennesse, cuz maybe they'll help ya Titan ya lines up
ya grills got some vacancies, that won't go to waste in this case
cuz my punches were homeless, till they got placed in ya face
not gonna flip ya name with orange juice becuz bunches were made
so really, I don't need to tell u that Sonny D. punches are played
u say & brag about bein with bitches, tried to prove u were straight
but the only cherry that came on top, was brought on ya dessert tray
cant get laid? so his dick takes a beatin cuz of the bad experience
Its like a Vin Diesal movie the way he masterbates Fast & Furious
I don't even have the time & u still cant fuck with my worst rhyme
shit, if I wanted to quit while I was ahead, I wouldn't of wrote past the 1st line
their ya go......
Sonny Dimebags
ightt lets doooo diss
Yo,Brock can't handle the top,he scared of the height
So im'a take his title for myself,like he didnt copyright
Dont care hes undefeated,Still show him little respect
Ok hes like Lupe Fiasco, after we rap, hes hittin the deck
I got a million reasons why Brock as the champ is dumb
Kid is Mario Williams,he didnt deserve to be number one
Somebody please tell me how this guy is the fuckin champ
last time he spit intense, he got kicked out his summer camp
Sonny losin juss forget it, Sams verse needs some help and edit
so stay in school, cuz passin a class only time you get some credit
Brock probably the playa who gets crunk wit a lil liquor in his livers
You think ur money ill bring you to the banks.....down by the rivers
Sonny will stroll by , and then see B and straight up crush the guy
or maybe ill put some butterflies in his belly, like his crush walked by
And you'll find one day, that i'm fuckin ur girl so you need to stop snorin
cuz ur hated like Monday, and your bitch is easier then a Sunday mornin
I seen Brock one day all gased up, he was talkin on his celly
the dude had 2000 beans.....and they were sittin in his belly
Sampsons reign of terror is over, thats what my skill do
if sigs cause cancer,then fuckin with dimebags will kill you
Brock Sampson won 4-0.
Brock Sampson vs DaTrusHurtz (17th September 2006)
Brock Sampson
think u have a chance? nah..my flowin end sons life
so ya'll can watch him Di, shook..like rollin with one dice
my lines connect & go over ya head so there's no cure to offer
Trus didn't duck, but he's still missin the punch like sugar water
yeah I can drop raw, to bad ur on the ass end when I blast off
cuz u were throwin haymakers, now it looks ur down to the last straw
ur gettin mauled geek & ya streak lasted more than real long
but now it's obvious this kid 'Lost One' like that Lauren Hill song
like the Boot Camp I'll make ya teeth click with the Tek & Steel
ur not dope! if u shuffled viynl u still couldn't get a record deal
u fuckin faggot, bitch...aint worth shit ur the least of my time
^there, that'll make u better, cuz I just gave u a peice of my mind
Im bout to murder this queer, check his down gay tendencies
mention me!? & I'll kilohertz quicker than sound wave frequencies
yo, I'll show kids how to end ya vital signs, knives slashin dude
I stop ppl from seein Pulse..like I gave the movie bad reviews
lol! Trus fronts like he's a thug, but really he's not as hard
tho he is down to rob Banks, but Tyra always has body gaurds
& don't go audio, i'll murder u with shit that'll blow ya mind
matta fact, the only Mike I want u to rock is Jordans clothin line
20
DaTrusHurtz
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Key
Recent props got u hyped, u got a life, ur ballin son
Im glad ur relationships stable, since ur wife belongs in one
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=287128
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brock Sampson
he treats bitches like livestock, its the only way he knows how
cuz his only STABLE relationship was with horses & cows
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234053
Omg ur a sad faggot, n' u know what the worst is?
You don't just steal concepts...
... YOU CAPITALIZE IT PROUDLY IN YA VERSES
^^^ I'll follow up to that geek, n' fuckin' let the past speak
You Jack concepts so much, I thought I had a rematch of last week
I've seen ur tactics to win, n' how ur dealin' with men
You fuckin' Stoop so low, u may as well boycott the Pac-10
I feel bad for ya so here's an ad, <<readers if u wanna see ass>>
Check Sam's Club, it's a great place...to find some cheap trash
Peeps used to like u, but that feeling's been withdrawn
Ur live stock's hit an all-time low...
... since u sold the farm u live on
Yea, I'm a nice dude, a team player, but ur hopeless n' shit
Fucka wingman, u need a ^^ OF players to ever get u a bitch
The league is declinin', n' patience is now wearin' thin
But grats on champin' the league...
... when its as weak as its EVER been
We all know u have problems, but this is insane dude
U ain't just lacktose...u fuckin' lack heart n' brains too
I've beat Spul, Ace, n' Erel, its my time to shine, bum
I'm at the end of the line... where ya verse entertains me by line 1
Now seein' u was upsettin', n' u deserve the beatin' ur getting
Ur so engaged with wackness, I'm glad u didn't invite me to the wedding
Bitch.
DaTrusHurtz won 7-0 to become the 7th ever LBL champion.
DaTrusHurtz vs Erel Avent (24th September 2006)
DaTrusHurtz
Quote:
Originally Posted by Erel Avent
"Niggas need to realize aint no one gettin any money off this....we do this shit cause we love hiphop..so stop actin like bitches"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Erel Avent in a match
- "give me a new pic of him, that shits old.
everyone has seen it.its not even close to enough shit to diss like his picture.
otherwise, i refuse to drop."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Erel Avent in a match
- "no i win ur late, bite me.
rules is rules."
And if that isn't ironic enough.. here's some more shit on this faggot
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7216/fracture2es6.jpg
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1349/avent2ky4.jpg
Quote:
Originally Posted by David Llama
i knew he was aeon since day one lol. especially when he eliminated me from that tourney he was modding WITHOUT ME EVER LOSING LOLZ (on some bullshit) that he knew I was gonna win just so he could have more of a chance of winning, but he ended up getting beaten TWICE in one tourney lol. i even told him he was aeon in that tourney lol. I mean its obvious he was him, both talk the same, bite the same, check in the same, everything the same lol. nigga talks like hes gods gift to text but hes just a newbie that bites and every once in a while rewords a punch good enough that he dont get caught.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mets
wow at this motherfucker really thinking he's on some legendary god status with this text battling shit. dude's a biter and isnt even good. it was an entertaining interview though. so props on that, but this dude is tripping.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Illalcious
glad im not the only one who was like "wait, wtf, iv seen him bite"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Out Writechas
lol...whut a cracker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dookie
lmmfao@ him admitting to biting.. then acting like his the god of text
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercules
lmao.. i wouldnt give him an extention cuz he is a biter
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dame Dash
Erel Avent = biting and voting for himself whack faggot
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lampejo
ROFL omg your a lame faggot...keep sayin shit like your actually good now bitch
Quote:
Originally Posted by David Llama
oh and kemp you should have asked him how it felt to vote for himself in the LBL and then somehow get you to delete his vote and reverse the decision of DQing him for voting for himself and then giving him the win.
Quote:
Originally Posted by KempoMRK
lol word I forgot about that. But yeah, I said if he ever posts on that name again he's banned from the league.
In the mag u said shit that I just couldn't believe
U said ur top 10 all-time...
... BUT U HAVE YET TO BEAT A TOP 10 HEAD... IN THIS LEAGUE
I'm out swingin, n' bitch u know u suck with the writtens
Pictures paint a thousand words.. and highlight the ones that u've bitten
U faced Malicious last week, n' this'll leave ya humbled n' shook
That shit was such a tale of two biters, it fuckin' resembled the book
I beat u last time, u didn't vote, cope with the losses ur dealt
But thats weird, ur usually good 'bout droppin' votes...for urself
So how the fuck are u here? Stop faggot, just stand still
Ur verses aren't a byproduct, they're the shit given up to goodwill
No-shows, opponent's bitin', no one's been as lucky as the cunt
U bein' here is so Mystic, it got u ur only legit win in the month
Takin' cheap wins like a faggot, i'll go boast to this squeeler
U've Cowher'd for so long, u could fuckin' coach for the Steelers
Last week was weird, but the league is still suited for writers
Kemp's got it easy, he coulda banned EITHER contender n' have booted a biter
I'm the new champ n' top dawg, see I'm the best when I wreckon
I'm on top of shit, but I'll let u get up n' stretch for a second
U should know I'm da champ, don't fuckin' look at me smugly
I'm sure ur up to date, but every bitch thinks ur fat n' ugly
I've been clownin' u, but u do have worthy stuff to see
I think ur champion material... feels soft AS FUCK to me
Rappers talk 'bout hustlin, but we know that they're harmless
I heard E, 40...people, AT THE VERY LEAST, think you're garbage
I need a refreshment, i'm hungry to knocka bitch off the scene
Cause ^^^^^^^^ HOPE TO GOD, we could clear ur shit off the screen
Ur fuckin' wack punk, n' ur stuff is seein' a trend dude
And in that reguard, paperclips ARE EASILY enough to defend u
Talked a big game, but I'm here for dissolvin' the hype
U have so little Clue, i dunno if i should murder u wit a revolver or pipe
There's just 1 of me, n' DaTrus here will hurt in the worst ways
There's 1 Ere here...
...AND THAT WAS U MAKIN' THE CHAMP MATCH IN THE FIRST PLACE
Fuck this wack waste of space, ur garbage
Erel Avent
Seriously..
Quotin all them fools, wont help you win this bout..
..god damn faggot get all them dicks up out ya mouth [!!]
That titles as good as mine, theres no way you can burn me..
..Face The Facts - you aint goin no where like the picture tourny
I'll pop shots thru ur plot to stay champ, ya concepts are ass..
..& since its NFL season I'll toss u to the side like a lateral pass
You got nerver callin me a biter, I could ignore it but just wait..
..80% of them lines in your verse are bitten from like ...... 1998
So when I take a fresh line, then flip it into somethin to fear..
..I suppose you can comeback & jack it in a couple more years
I know Kemp said the league is down & suckin, & thats funny..
..cause soon as that happened ^ ya mom started loosin money
You shoulda never showed up, now the voters have to peep it..
..N watch me fuck DaTrus up faster than girls lettin out secrets
This damn threads gettin cluttered, so Ill use my verse to top it
..I would have Kempo clean the shit out
but I wouldnt want him to erase your verse in the process
eh. the fact that this is all written last moment.
Which means I've already read ur verse, t'was a waste of time..
so I understand why half the leagues gonna skip thru the rest of mine
Your completely trash, Im zoned in, yup, Erel's locked & gunnin..
Da aint up for President but can join the rest of the white boys runnin
& you can take that as a racial comment, I could give a fuck tonight..
but Da might except & get the first sexual experiance in his fuckin life
They say what comes around goes around..
but thats not the way I wanna bag it..
unlike you so before I win off a DQ - make sure you get your votes in faggot
DaTrusHurtz won 6-0.
DaTrusHurtz vs N.Tavarez (1st October 2006)
N.Tavarez
aigght lets go
You climbed to the top, but I dont give a damn what you've achieved
Get sent back down da mountain like U got 10 commandments for da league
got me peeved, detective work in text battles is lame to do
the way you butcher other peoples quotes
.................David Lama would be ashamed of you
Mr. line quoting fag fake mod, its time I check you
Im FROM this site trus...you only here because YOURS dont respect you
I remember you was pet, too...so be easy and take a breather
and Com down bitch you probably cant beat his ass neither
In every league you wack and slow, the facts'll show
1-2 was YOUR idea...yet you was one of the first cats to go
tavarez102882: just came back from a baby shower in NYC.......mad ass up there son im still tryna get over it
DaTrusHurtz: haha, that's awesome, but wait who ya callin' son?
tavarez102882: lol thats NY lingo, im still in Bronx Mode
DaTrusHurtz: word, i hear ya, i just always confront people when they call me son and i'm like uh... am i older than you?
Bitches get sensitive........... you know how that goes
So I'll take it back, Trus you aint my son
..............I could never father such a wack flow
Maybe i should apologize to DaTrus... if disrespect is what I did
But I'd be telling Foleys big enough to match the one molesting kids
This kid is fake cant equate, see him viciously ate
Could pimp a state...how U fuck with Dakota bitches and snakes
So its no need to wonder if your lacking a hoe...
U dont drop ya Datelines, U da pedophile they catch on the show
CALL ME A FLUKE, i battled Mim, Butler, Shakes...never went fronting
U champ a shell of the LBL, I held the belt when it fucking meant something
They all left, Merc signed out, Brock was tired of typing rhymes
U proved even BUMS can win in this league....signed in at the right time
Should try winning on OTHER sites...make a few friends w/ some chumps
Cuz you aint the One, Da.....And Halloween aint til the end of the month
so beat it
DaTrusHurtz
Now Nelson...
I've herd ur a spic, an iraqi, i know this is upsetting ya dude
U've been mistaken for so many races, I won a parlay betting on you
U won't defeat me, n' my college classes have pleased me
Cuz I got the TA I've always wanted...
... the kind thats really easy
I been facin' the best weekly, n' at best ur a bitch
I've seen the area of dope... n' ur perimeter is less than a inch
BITCH YOU DON'T HURT, N' UR A JUST SAD FAG WITH A VERSE
Oh sorry, that came out the wrong way... kinda like ur birth
Ur mad borin', you could fix that, and man it would seem
U have so little Witten u, ya tried signin' him to ya fantasy team
Ur ugly, but I'm ownin' shit, so word to ya momma
I have Braggin Writes...
... you just have a fat bitch that looks like a Lama
Ur a fake champ, but a real cheater, we all laugh at this queer
"Beating" Shake fueled such a controversy, it gave u gas for a year!
DaTrusHurtz: what do you think about quality of heads in the 1-2? Should there be a higher bar about who is let in or just let average heads in and let them elevate in the league
tavarez102882: i think in the beggining you should let them in and eliminate the weaker ones as the season progresses
tavarez102882: give them the chance to improve and if they dont, get em out
That was the interview we've seen, ur ideas were helpful to me
But why the FUCK would u propose an idea to kick u out of the league?
Ya got no friends, no job, ur an ugly sight in this rap
U woodwork... n' ya verse looks like it came right outta that
Hate vote this, d/r that, but ya know what the worst is
These days I don't know why people even vote...
... for ANY of ur verses
The league is weaker, but fag ur not commanding when roaming
You represent the state of text... while standin' up in Wyoming
I can diss you, ur a bitch dude, but I'm agreein' on truth, see
You were still the champ...
... by bein' dickrode and beatin' a newbie
Sorry for takin' awhile, I had other shit to do this morning. Uppin' for votes.. and I don't want Serb voting.
DaTrusHurtz won 5-4
DaTrusHurtz vs JTR (8th October 2006)
JTR
Actin like ya got fans callin ya name? Nah you Su-su-suck!
Man he couldn't make a crowd of retards yell "Da-Da-Da"
This fake aint known, for heavens sake get owned
Cuz Ripple drown ya ass til ya struggle and make ya own
Crowds wouldn't buy ya tickets, it'd be a loss man
We couldn't see The Truth Cel-tics watchin Pierce play for Boston
I'll come frequent with blows until i've beatin' this hoe
My right uppercut to his chin'll leave him eatin' his nose
Just take the hard smack, dawg, know you are wack
So in this fight i'll draw blood, like a goth in art class
Smart ass, i'm equiped, you're in trouble now that i'm armed
So this cattle get butchered like a fucking cow at the farm
You not hard at this crap, get sonned cuz I fathered ya crap
The way you drop wack enforced wordplay, cops started to rap
If you let ya words stray you gon' get the pound, dog
So gopher it!.. and get burried in the fucking ground, hog
And ya girl loves ta fuck me, she's never gettin fed-up
So i'll give ya girl a bone like...
http://www.geocities.com/theeawizard/april.jpg
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fucka fake personal after see'in that please disregard my earlier set up!
I aint likin' this dame, cuz she's frightenin' but hey
With that light bulb nose i'm sure she really brightens ya day
But c'mon dawg, that's and ugly bitch, i'm smashin' wit blows
Her cone shaped chin could stop traffic on roads
This baffling hoe's got bags under her eyes, i'd creep right by her
But if I was dating you I wouldn't be able to sleep at night either
She lets freaks ride her, whore, that's what she's handy for
Bitch has enough gum ontop of her teeth to open a candy store
I aint fake son, i'm speaking the truth 'bout this fake slut
I thought her gums was part of her upper lip and she messed up her make up =\
You shy now? Dun' worry I also take what I can get whenever I browse
And i'm sure she really floats ya boat with those paddle lookin eyebrowse
Though she got some style, and it's best you guys learn
That she's rockin blue suede shoes, to go along with those Elvis side burns
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/31/photo1.jpg
But even your girl ignores ya, I doubt she's takin your time
The only way'd you'd get a lap dance is by shakin your thighs
Keep denyin it dawg, but you're fat, so you can cry and just sob
Plus ya girl must love Harley Davidson cuz she's used to ridin' on hogs
I got pride, you suck D, not to mention that this guy is ugly
So don't gimme any lip! Or you won't have any left to hide ya buck teath
And fuck working a job i'll take the reward for saving our folk
Cuz I swear Osama might be hiding inside that cave in his nose
No fairytale ending for you, so you better wave goodbye now
Cuz you got Neverland scared rocking Captain Hooks hand as ya eyebrow
Dudes like "help i'm shook", got a blade and i'm a helpless crook
But when my knife gives you a cleancut it'll prolly help ya look
I'm definatly packin, and with a face like that ya girls definatly askin
She needs to tell her jaw to get it's act together cuz it's definatly slackin
Get soul-clapped by my crew bitch, and this verse shows i'm ruthless
So expect me to give a left to ya girls chin so hard it'll show improvement
Nah but on the real, sometimes you get lucky, this time I feel ya sufferin son
Cuz you musta had a stroke of bad luck pickin up a girl who suffered from one
I'm the best so fear it, you lookin' at best a queer kid
And ya facial features ugly like it was makin a guest appearance
In this you'll fail bitch... then get sonned, like an orphan, kid
Your caterpillar eyebrowse look like they're going through metamorphisis
I'm whoring kids, your features don't suit you, watch me wreck this
Those beady fucking eyes'd only look decent on a necklace
She's rockin those black bags, are you clockin her man?
I'm sure you tried to Popeye... wich also explains why she's rockin his chin
HAHAHA, i'm fucking sick with chicks, you aint got no game ya fucking kid
But I bet you got ya girl wanting to fall head over heals
...over that fucking bridge!
60 lines, g'luck Dawg
DaTrusHurtz
Quote:
Originally Posted by KempoMRK
Finally JTR is in the championship match. It’s taken him 26 weeks and countless contendership battle, or near there, fuckups to reach this place
I checked RV's HOF, n' bitch u'll get slapped fast
Legends never die?
... LEGENDS SHOULDN'T NEED HALF A YEAR TO MAKE A CHAMP MATCH
25 fuckin' battles? Ur not a threat, queer
Neil Armstrong coulda went to the moon in the time it took u to get here
LMAO @ that, n' there's no way this whore's clever
Ur rank's like a tracin' a fruitloop...
... it just seems to go in circles forever
Showin' late, not votin', the price has been paid
U've made a million fuckups...
... that don't compare to the mistake ur girl's made
I seen ur text streak, last time we faced, u were late geek
But u musta liked that verse a lot...
... cuz u recycled the SAME verse the next week
Now Kemp writes great mags, but ur still a lame fuck
But u got a top punch 2 weeks in a row...
... too bad it was the same punch!
Fags got no where to run to, my league's talent has done grew,
In fact, I saw a work of Art...
... knock u outta playoffs in 1-2
I'll set this shit straight, u rip lines from Resin n' greats,
Ur so under the influence, ur verses wobble all over the place
http://myspace-931.vo.llnwd.net/008...808519931_l.jpg
Ur pic battlin' slim?? I see how u fight for the win
But I'm glad u brought my girl in this...
...now we can slip n' slide off ur chin
Dude ur shit stinks, n' I dunno what this bitch thinks
But u've Pucker'd up so much, ur face could make me a mixed drink
I'm gonna evaluate ur girl, and even if u don't care
I'll see how u've made out ...
... with ur hand and some air
Ur scared of bein' stopped n', bitch ur gonna get dropped when
I'm lookin' forward to this...
... Ur lookin' forward like the boogeyman just popped in
I'm killin' the poor, n' I'm just gettin' rid of this whore
The light shed on ur face, is the only electricity u can afford
Now I coulda gave up, n' just let this be a disgrace
But I'm closin' the gap...hoody u got coverin' ur face
So fuck ur hoodie n' cap, if I wanna hear some good crap
I should listen to news more...
... I didn't know lil red riding hood could rap
Ewwwwww Jack, ur gruesome, n' RV, this dude's done
My opponent last week was at a baby shower...
... my one this week could use one
You love football, but ya girl isn't puttin' out these days
Call an audible, but it STILL won't get u any successful play
I'm goin' overseas cuz I wanna see new bitches n' hoes
I'm set to sail... a fuckin' gigantic ship off ur nose
Ur eyebrows are bushy as FUCK, the hell is that crap?
I could trim them... but I'd need an anvil, machete, and axe
Now I admit dawg, ur real hood, ur not some shit scum
Ur real gutta... is OBVIOUSLY where u got this bitch from
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U can't outwrite me, ur fucked, just get ready to hurl geek
Ur in such a big hole, it was prolly dug by the mole on ya girl's cheek
U been talkin' a big game, but u just ain't shit turd
I got a hot bitch...
... u go out with a girl version of big bird!
She ain't stable, n' this whore's been given a label
Of havin' so many elements of ugly, she could form a periodic table
Ya girl's hairy, n' I want to know if ur tryin' to kid me
N' know how the FUCK, u started datin one of the dalmations of Disney
Ya bitch is easy to fool, u see what i'm viewing bitch
I'd pull the wool over her eyes...
... but her hair's already doin' this
I'm no fan of this gay, see i'm bein' candid today
Ya girl is so prop'd up, she could be a trash can in a play
I glanced at ur girl's bed, n' that bitch's yellin' in grieve
Cuz she bought a comforter... just to fuckin' tell u to Leave!
She's flexin' it too, I checked her reflection n' dude
Ya girl's got that look... goin' in the opposite direction of you
You were in love with the hoe, but now your spark is gone
U guys have so little chemistry, ya girl put safety goggles on
See I'm rippin' these queers, ya hoe's been consumin' some tears
With such fuckin' bug eyes, she could feed Timon and Pumbaa for years
I know this a long read, but hopefully enjoyable. Uppin for votes
DaTrusHurtz won 5-3.
DaTrusHurtz vs Roger Glocks (15th October 2006)
Roger Glocks
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^ ur last 5 battles.
3 battles u found em biting a line...
one was a pic battle
....and another used a aim convo
need personal's to win?
Search for material cuz I never bite or stole lines...so fetch D
n I wont take anything u say personal cuz I doubt you'll have any
So keep digging for them. none of your punches stiked truth
his fake personals 'missed me so much'
..dawg its pathetic, move on I dont like you
JTR n Taverez both beat you. so im confused Hurtz
the voters thought ya verse stayed at Holiday Inn
...cuz it acted like it was a good verse
I wont diss ya horse face. cuz im a nice guy, a gentlemen ina rhyme
if your g/f is ur backbone. then dont worry im not fucking with ur spine
dawg ya chick is trash... you must be bored fucking that ass
cuz Hurtz has to bring the bags out like a Rental car crash
left you bruised up. shit will make you feel weak in the least
when ya body is a Temple.
....the college football team always getting beat
your mother isa cool girl n I will leave you floor'd with shit u ignored
Da?
^^ say this 2 times real quick..... ok? n guess what? im yours
I mean its cute you found somebody. but it's getting ugly stupid
cuz ur girls pussy looks like a Gang...dawg, you shouldn't even got into it
Watch out this Weekend! cuz this kids about to spit out his cranium
and his verse will bomb.. so he wont be allowed ina football stadium
Your going for Butlers record? this will be your toughest obstacle
his tittle run was Fabolous until he meet a Glock n went to the hospital
DaTrusHurtz
Its our first match, Trus vs. a fake incredible hulk
I've never faced u before... but neither has a bitch with a pulse
U need LOTS of help, u've come wack with the drops that i've seen
Glocks can AIM all he wants...but still has no shot in the league
Never been top dawg, u want this bad n' u'll show me
Ur real focused on a title, but Ritalin won't get u a trophy
Don't worry about bein' the champ, n' I know this is fun dude
But #1's just a number...
... kinda like ur value to 1-2
I like lots of heads in my league n' I hope that u've sensed
I ONLY invited u, to give dope heads a fag to go against
Ur no gangsta, n' bitch I know that u aint' thuggin
U came from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood...
...n' fuckin' stole ya name from it
Fuck it, ur in 6 leagues, braggin writes where u been
I hear losing makes u stronger...
... n' u signed outta the hardest league that ur in
Ur a fat bitch n' ur greedy, so Trus has a theory
U commit so many cardinal sins, it got u into the world series
N' ya sputterin' as I'm gunnin, n' bitch u'll stutter when runnin'
Ur gettin' super smashed so bad, mario n' his brothers are comin'
U had a classic battle here n' I saw that u've blown it
Ur like the Arizona Cardinals...
...people only come to see ur opponent
Roger Glocks won 4-2 to become the 8th ever LBL champion.
Roger Glocks vs John Hensley (15th October 2006)
Roger Glocks
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^look at that nose. looking fake, but fate has that shit turning wait
...cuz i know ppl in jail serving life. willing to scare your nose str8
his chin looks like a new partner for my fist so ill swing on that piece
n if my punches call it honey
.....it's only cuz it looks like it got stung by bee's
I remember Katrina when the Superdome got messed up n shits a fact
that John Hensley bought it. spray paint'd it brown n wore it as a hat
lets make a confession to the board. I know your juss holding on
cuz we see John Hancock... without an autograph session going on
i'll spray up your body. it wont be axe. but keep thinkin ur cute
I'll toe Tag John and have all the female...coroners running to you
Nice outfit buddy? UPS hired a fag with a sour face, am I being a jerk?
John H is dropping bombs this week n it's prob at the mailroom at his work
i wont say your dumbo. but your ears are rather big, shits not right
cuz they dont cause a tension. there ALREADY involved in a fist fight
I seen ur g/f punk. she has cupid in her mouth n lets not discuss
ya bitch said my dick looked like affection. she was a sucker for love
me winning this battle? look at MY picture n do something for me man
juss go and block my index finger. ok??? now thats how confident I am
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KempoMRK:: Roger Glocks
John Hensley: he's on his way to being really dope. he has a good attitude, and is really creative.
say im wack in text but that'll look fake when u think im almost the best
so I got a postive attitude. dont u wish my attitude WASN'T ur HIV test
John Hensley
No-showed.
Roger Glocks won via no-show.
Roger Glocks vs Sonny Dimebags (29th October 2006)
Roger Glocks
3 attempt to win the belt? well .....
you spit those same corny wordplays n theres no help
cuz your concepts are a thing of the past...I heard history repeats itself
Make this battle a variety show. juss to see IF Dimebag is really down
Watch my shells blow into Sonny n Cher your organs with the ground
dawg your lines need to get some clothes on? juss to be even
...a nudist looked at ur verse N wished you came to the battle more decent
I sling those tree's. n this clown will get his ass beat down
cops pulled me over. ya, I'll eat Dimes wayyyy faster this time around
you have balls to battle me...but there in ur mouth, so its tough
but this isn't boxing when I seen Sonny Liston, the guys he fuck'd
You got no friends.so get out the house and see ur life unfold
I heard the world is your stage n theres like 2 ppl at your shows
2 losses in the Champ match? now make it 3, so stand back
but after this week give Sonny Dimebag's the tittle
...........of ''a dude who cant win in a champ match''
Sonny Dimebags
Third times the charm
Yo, I see who's the champ, hes nothin, and Im like I cant do wit this
Roger shud only be bumpin the number 1 spot..listenin to Ludacris
Glocks used to be sick,but now his shit stinks more then fresh bud
even if he typed wit bleedin fingertips,still couldnt drop wit fresh blood
Kids a fuckin faggot ,hes a virgin is what I'm sayin for translation
Only time Rogers in n out somethin, is a walkie-talkie conversation
But Roger does have his personal issues though,I know how he lives
so I dont mean gun safety,when i say keep Glocks away from the kids
Enuff of how much this cat is gay, Hes got the belt I want to take away
Sonny does show respect to the champs......of the nfl,mlb and the nba
I'll admit you actually came nice I give some props to your verse
Roger really got heavy on dimes, when he filled up his coin purse
You like the ocean right Roger?Cuz your death will be perfect cuz of me
I'll put some shells up to your ears,and then let your body float out to sea
Roger Glocks won 7-0
Roger Glocks vs D.Stroyer (5th November 2006)
D.Stroyer
Caught biting his whole verse.
Roger Glocks
Your a no one to Glocks. so ur text is gettin into that shook rep
and nothing is going my way. I seen D. Stroyer following my footsteps
take a stab at this...even tho im hittin ya with the pump
death is around the corner n its 2 seconds away from pickin up ur mom
I mean ur looks are versatile and he's taught to walk slow
...so he's get the wing man roll like vince carter, but thats with dates also
Ya name looks different. he forgot a letter and its ok to think
D.stroyer had the E in his name. until he took it
.....now he believes he can win
boil up text, but my punches are suppose to bust this dip shit
cuz him winning is such a Stretch. I swear Casper the ghost is cousins with it
my rapid flow has u paddlin down the wrong place with my intent to throw
....i'll pull back and have his 'head fling' into a vacation blow job in Mexico
seen that verse last week. lets be real and say ur tossed sucker
cuz Glocks losing to him? he might Top Gun if he rents at block buster
you claim to be with a chick but her pussy is so diseased its gross
so ppl see her vagina like throwing a unpinned grenade..FIRE IN THE HOLE
Roger Glocks won via DQ due to D.Stroyer biting.
Roger Glocks vs Te Ora (12th November 2006)
Te Ora
This rap shit is easy: get shot - get sales & strong props
I’m the next big rapper. ‘cause after I’ve met Glock I’ll be on top
the league needs new talent, but we just see the worse entering
so fuck defending your title..
you should defend your title - like is it worth anything !?
dining bitches is a hobby, while your just gay @ venues mate
I treat ho’s to meals but you can’t decide with all the menu date
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Originally Posted by Kempo
Roger Glocks
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Originally Posted by John Hensley
he's on his way to being really dope. he has a good attitude, and is really creative.
I once thought Hensley was a ganktuh, on the block with a clip
until I realized the gun on his waist was just a Glock on his dick
how else do you get props ? i’m not trying to start an active beef
I’d also speak of you in word association..
if Kempo mentioned “wack” or “weak”
and you need to quit the fake shit.. all you carry is worthless
it's like BS divorced Federline and married your verses
I’m here to kill ya – quit the T.O nameplays ‘cause they ain’t hot son
I’ll have you gone soooo long you’ll change your name to shot gun
only got time for 14.
Roger Glocks
Typical lines..
told me not to use TO nameplay..then you use those silly glock ones?
lets yell off 1-10 in order and bury this kid in a land fill
cuz its T-minus skills so lets countdown until he gets killed
I beat this kid before n second times the charm? well juss say that
cuz remember he's 'out for revenge' laying on the ground was payback
You know he's a penis pro with guys harming his hole
he's secure with his sexuality but every guy knows the alarm code
looking to raise to the top but im here with a spotty nine
so when your ready to cross T. im here ready to dot ya eyes
Your bitch is sad that she's with you, so screw the life lesson
n when u walk in with a Glock in ur girls hand. its not due to depression
Kempo telling ppl 'Te Ora is the champ of the league'. think he's steaming
^ but asking them to join with this
.... will get him laughed outta the room like a Good Comedian
Trying to think of lines for days. but that chapter was weak
even If he slapped away a 'Slave owner's gun' could he drop a 'Master Piece'
Roger Glocks vs Sonny Dimebags (19th November 2006)
Roger Glocks
You Spit wack metaphors n the borin punches, im juss being honest
I only feel Bags.. when im tired of reading ur water'd down concepts
you think dimebags had em? im laughing when I leave this whore fractured
cuz its a pleasure when Sonny isn't around
..... then im given life a serious orgasasm
follow up, i'll have your bitch swallowing stuff and calling me enuff
I didn't have to throw a ONE punch but I still beat ur girls pussy wallop
im your father, sorry buddy im hated but realize your tainted
ppl say im corny as hell cuz im laughing at this joke that I created
throwing sum hard punches that knock him into a full spin
n leave 'Son daze' ...(~~ im juss happy that I won the battle by then
Relax and stand still. ur getting outta hand with ya words. chillll
so get killed and we all know its Dime a Dozen, have an ounce of skill
he's getting better each battle n we should give him props
but when his career turned a corner
.....it stepped on my shoes and got knocked out
4th time in this match? goddddd dammmm... your getting torched
......maybe you should come back for the 5th and plead it in court
drop whenever
Sonny Dimebags
Ight
Yo,I dont think this herb really brought his best
so victory is lookin easy, like an open book test
Roger talks the talk, but in reality dudes a joke
he added his two cents, and then he was broke
Catch this cat on the grind, and slug where his jaw be
ya dimes will get this kid twisted, like the cat from Saw 3
I spotted Glocks wearin Jordans thinkin he was walkin with three bricks
Then I did my best Beckham for his 23's, and scored me some free kicks
Cuz Roger is a fuckin faggot he got his bitch ambition all wrong
last chick who thought he was hott, turned her air condition on
Yeah this kid is really soft like white cake, and honesy his fights fake
Rogers defensive skills told me before his avatar he was a lightweight
Glocks chick eatin my babies, and love is a hard thing to find
shes like the Sprint Lady, she been wit dimes so many times
Shit I'm hooked on chronic,Glocks hooked on phonics
told Rog to slow down, cuz he had half a gin n tonic
Roger Glocks won 8-0.
Roger Glocks vs Comedian (26th November 2006)
Roger Glocks
This kid never follows rules but actually im not gonna be a hater
There was one time he did follow a mandate... n took it home later
he's trying to blow up from this battle, when ur a mystery writer
and making NO splash in this league like a good olympic diver
4 no shows win? dawg, get ready for some game action today
cuz my punches will have u seeing stars like shooting cops in GTA
Think you send fear thru Glocks? but your girl knows
cuz when I seen ya number call her phone, I took off
....the rest off her clothes
you actually thought this lame was bringing something
......but Roger will juss Capcom n produce a video game from it
He came out flat in this battle. shit couldn't be categorized as tight
and when I explore'd ya rhymes, I proved Christopher Columbus was right
Boooo!! im heckling him like Micheal Richards, watch him freeze
and when this Comedian snaps on stage..... it'll be over my knees
Dont fold under pressure. this chump will choke like he's stuck
...So read Karma Sutra ... n find some new ways to fuck a battle up
he's unique with his name. so bring ur bullshit to get burned
n this is the First COME, so I guess this will be the First served
Comedian
Roger Glocks AKA Too-be-Frank
I'm on a higher level. You suck and your keys are trash, man
^^Normally, that's me being Frank
but I don't aspire to be your wack ass
this geek is crap and so i'll put this wigga bitch ta sleep
and your flow is so off that your circadian rhythm skips a beat
no rhyme scheme, no concepts - but don't get pissed at me
your style is paper thin... but you don't have a shred of dignity
kid is weak; your life is worth nothing & your vitals will plummet
that gut feeling you've got... is my fucking knife in your stomach
what you typing is rubbish so you praying to God, hoping for luck
but that light over your head's not an idea, but heaven opening up
owning this slut, drunk off the illness, but i'll still take you apart
cause i'm still sober enough... to drive this stake through your heart
you won't awake from this spar & you can't right your ways
now that i've foiled your plans... i'll toss 'em in the microwave
you're wack and you front... while to the fucking fullest i'm hot
ironic how i'm emptying my gun but am leaving every bullet in Glocks
Roger... I'll have your vitals decline when writing these rhymes
I've been calling your bluff... but it's hard with your life on the line
Roger Glocks won 4-0.
Roger Glocks vs DaTrusHurtz (3rd December 2006)
Roger Glocks
His girlfriend is a bitch, we were suppose to chill and instead
she stood me up........... pulled my pants down and gave me head
So far, I beat you 2 times n he's shook from glocks
if revenge is suite. then you tried getting a room n couldn't book a spot
I see the fear in duke, I dont care im spearing him with the 1-2
this battles career sucicide. im glad I drop hotlines everywhere for you
This weak body isn't apporaching me, it'll be a joke to see
police officer's tried using his rotator cuff and paris hilton broke free
dont mind his wackness cuz he drops sloppy and ignorant
this kid wrote Bad..... Micheal Jackson is suing for copywrite infringment
he thought he was a pimp even tho there all dogs like yeller
but seriously all his tricks juss make u laugh.. like Pen and Teller
im bringing heat cuz he wants to plan for this week
I heard he's ahead of the curb....as my car flies down the street
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9. Roger Glocks (2-0) vs. 10. Yuppi (3-2)
Yuppi seems to be motivated and yet discouraged at the same time. The confused raisin will lose here because of that. Roger better fix his wording or it will cost him here.
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7. Roger Glocks - last week the wording was too bad. The oding on name plays was though. I guess with him if it isn’t one thing its another. And its fine with me as long as it isn’t wording cause when he fucks up wording he really fucks it up.
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10. Roger Glocks - again for the millionth time, this guy needs to fix his damn wording, he needs to proof read his verses, he needs to make sure that commas are where they suppose to go, question marks ect. Dude just needs to read his shit a couple of times before posting it, stop rushing!
It's all you, man up to ur weakness, don't stall dude
U got so many word problems, I needed an all-nighter just to solve u
#1 now, but I'll Strip n' seize ur title n' chill
Ur in the Pole Position, but u never seem to Tease us with skill
Said u had a job interview? That true? I doubt it, slim
Translation: Glocks in a suit tellin' a fat bitch to go out with him
I hear u got no friends, but u still try to get outta ur home
N' lead fights for human rights, cuz humans have always left u alone
Wack fuck, u'll get hurt with the punches I'm givin'
K, Roger, without a space n' comma's where u'll work for a livin'
U thought RV's easy, but saw me standin' like a great tower
N' moved to Plan B, but we know that works for less than 48 hours
U've beaten D. Stroyer n' a bunch of newbs ur dying to see again
Ur champ run's been such a joke, it figures u just faced a Comedian
Roger Glocks won 4-3.
Roger Glocks vs Te Ora (10th December 2006)
Roger Glocks
I murder'd this kid 3 times already, he's acting stupid
not even Hulk Hogan has ripped a T as much I keep doing it
your shit outta luck, now he's trying to say he fucks muff
when his penis is a bachelor pad, it's in serious need of a womens touch
this murderous parapgrah is juss in the wrath of a path
cuz him winning is a stretchhhhh...Dhalsim in street fighter couldn't grab
your career has been a laugh when your headin into a crash
he was going to the W but realized the compass pointed to nowhere fast
you trying to shine but his thoughts are scattered with fake rhymes
all his verses are going the long way cuz he wasn't able to drop a str8 line
this kid hollas at beasts n that trend wont ever stop now
my punches are the OPPOSITE of his girls... he's getting a knockout
how many times can I beat you? is Te ora REALLY good at rap?
when I took the pole... everyone was down on it like a Limbo Match
hes ugly as fuck and my fist will get a sample
so watch Roger smash a Te'Mirror, years after Sister Sister gets cancelled
Te Ora
u may have won in the past, but i'm here 2 kill & not falter
when i leave glocks in a body bag dudes'll call it a holster
ur a fag. and u'll never run the league, it's tru
kempo's preference was b-boys. & ur peference b-boys too
ur a cockriding ho. when i win it won't leave ya rattled
cause we all know you want hens. . .& i don't mean to battle
ur style mimics his perfectly. u must be smart, i ain't lyin' bitch
cause glocks found a way to clone before all of the sceintists!
girls always tell ya "NO!!" in matta's of love son
the way glocks gets rejected u'd think he was a snub gun
ur shit is avg. it's documented so i don't need no proof
glocks has poorer wording than ghetto youth
the basis of ur ish is stupid. & never amazing when. .
we read ur rhymes and always feel dumbfounded. . .them
how u been champ for this long? i'll more than match ur spit
only time glocks should be close to the belt..
.. is if the holsters attached to it
Roger Glocks won 7-0.
Roger Glocks vs John Hensley (17th December 2006)
John Hensley
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LYNNKINGPIN: i pray everyday lol
That's a keyword fellas, and Glocks needs another plan.
He isn't praying..
.. but he IS on his knees with his mouth open thankin another man.
You've won 9 straight, but ain't makin any clout.
I haven't seen a streak that easy..
.. since your mom and sister ran naked through my house.
^^I won't be a hypocrite but listen kid, you should pipe down.
I'd give ya shit for beating no-names.. if that wasn't what i'm doing right now
I don't know if your gay, but in this case, look at this shit.
I'll win, and this'll be a G-loss that'll mimic the shit you put on ya lips..
You claim you AIN'T a rider, but you got a vain disorder.
Cuz you've been harassin my dick for so long it's filing a restrainin' order.
As far as wording goes, face it bitch, you suck with it.
Shit's scrambled so much.. Vince Young and Vick are hittin you up for tips.
Takin ya down for the 10 count with out of the world rhymes.
Now ya seein' flashing numbers..
... like my answering machine after i gave ya girl mine.
I used to hype you right, i remember sayin this guy was tight.
I hate to go back on my words.. but u should do it after every single line u write.
See, killin you and hidin the body really isn't nothin to me.
Search parties'll get a christmas gift when they find you wrapped up under a tree.
It's a loss for ya buddy, i don't mean to make ya world end.
But if you want another belt.. i left a couple of em' strapped to ya girls bed.
JH.
Roger Glocks
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3. Roger Glocks - Glocks is an up and comer still. But while he's been on his way up he's had some success and has really improved, he drops some of the freshes concepts online, and the only thing that's ever held him back was awkward wording. But Glocks is the current champ at RapVerse right now, and just recently surpassed Butlers record of most consecutive weeks as champ. He's no joke and i expect him to make an impact here.
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I'd give ya shit for beating no-names.. if that wasn't what i'm doing right now
^LIAR!
keep lyin ur ass off, you feel Glocks and u know im one of the best
cuz he's gonna beat Gun!....the game where u fight indians in the old west
Lets brainstorm a second, your bitch wanted to pick my brains
but opinions are like assholes n I squashed ever idea ya girl threw my way
your gonna be freakin pissed u blew this battle, it's a mark on ur career
it's like we got visited by a Head coch in this battle...John Madden here
no lie! personally he dates young ass bitches, I never meet her
but if ur comparing our lines. its like his taste for girls, ''Minor better''
Me and ya mom had good times in the past, shit was fate
n John Hensley taught me alot but atleast im learning from my mistakes
Mercules beat you! im 4-0 against him, your not a test
its like the toilets in a public place. so dont tell me this John is fresh
after this verse, you should re try your words
cuz the last time u delivered dopeness.... he was my doctor for my birth
your a fucking idiot. your a homo and I exposed u in this battle
ppl say my wording sucks dick but John cant find MY WORDING in Seattle
you recycle ALOT old lines buddy, I know he's floored
his lines are like Karoake, saying old shit and makin em worse then b4
3:00 pm is when I pulled out the gun and shoot him in the chest
So, John 3:16 isn't the bibble passage, its around the time of his death
John Hensley won 9-0.
John Hensley vs. Format (24th December 2006)
Format
net legend? ha, you've been gassed man. check it
one word for you: faggot. this leagues got it on the count b
ya soft 'n touch male ass.. so they put you as the bounty
people think that ya tight, but i ain't gonna duck
yeah you've got that SIC writin.. cos your spellin sucks
me vs you, no themes? well, i dont mean to go 'n rattle
but with you in this there's no chance we could have a straight battle
it's true that ya crab ass gets props from all around
'n you are the leagues anchor.. the one holdin everyone else down
sayin that ya got wow punches, what ya drop is borin, although
your verses have me tearful.. so yeah, your punches make me go woe
pretendin your a fake thug from the hood, damn youza sad broad
JH you only ever come close to G when you're checkin ya keyboard
you've fucked up in mad champ matches, ya ego must be mighty sore
i'm surprised you're even alive after chokin so many times before
you won't get props from me, your skills ain't felt or sweet
yet i agree ya verses are butter.. they all melt under heat.
16. match me. don't no show.
John Hensley
sorry i'm late man, hopefully it's cool.
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See, you jacked my shit which is somethin i won't doubt is true.
So if cats say my style is fallin off, then they're sayin that shit about you too.
You're up and down with your verses so i can't respect this queer.
Your talents suffered a drop that lowrider builders've been tryin ta perfect for years.
I know you had your hopes up but i'm sure this dude'll be rattled.
You want respect? i ain't showin it.. sorta like what you wished i'd do in this battle.
As far as women goes, sorry, you couldn't even have a whore.
Cuz bitches play bullfighter with you.. they're all quick to show 'Matadoor.
Me and ya mom was a game of limbo cuz i was hittin it cold.
She got as low as she could, but in the end couldnt avoid gettin hit by the pole.
You'll obviously catch a loss since most people believe in my game.
But everybody that reads this'll write vote For, since it'll be preceeding MY name.
See when i hit you with this butterfly knife, it gets likened to birth.
You'll get stabbed, THEN wrapped up.. like u were watchin a Moth's life in reverse.
I don't need guns to show that i'm who you respect more.
But trust me bitch... when i line up the red dots, you can bet i'll connect, For.
John Hensley won 4-0.
John Hensley vs. DaTrusHurtz (31st December 2006)
DaTrusHurtz
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Originally Posted by John Hensley
The last time i was in RB was last season, and i DIDN'T do much there, i only showed for like 6 battles.
^^ Come on, don't say that, dawg are u shittin' me?
You gave RB a show...
... that would have got the WORST ratings in history
No way in hell ur the best, ur not strong or a threat
Ur the 18 Wheeler of RV...
... u just truck along on ur rep
Fuckin' cunt, I'm sure ur boys will hit this up later
U have such a Big Unit of dickriders, they could pitch in the majors
Always switchin' leagues, I ain't fuckin' lyin' n' yo
Join the humane society, just MAYBE they could find u a home
I'm hardly barin' this hoe, n' I swear that u blow
Ur verses are like airline mags...
.. peeps read u when they're bored n' have no where to go
Soft faggot, ^^^ this is a follow up, u've never rapped hard
Ur lines are so complementary, they rep the subject of the last bar
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Originally Posted by John Hensley
That's a keyword fellas, and Glocks needs another plan.
He isn't praying..
.. but he IS on his knees with his mouth open thankin another man.
I don't know if your gay, but in this case, look at this shit.
I'll win, and this'll be a G-loss that'll mimic the shit you put on ya lips..
Half ur lines are homo shit, no one's respectin' this lame
U write so many gay lines, I'm POSITIVE ur verse is infected with AIDS
U wished Timberlands for Christmas, but this faggot'll see
I ^^^^^^^^^^^^...
... on ur verse, to cover ur wackness from the league
Lets talk WBL. Advertisin' that shit league here? Fuck you
I'll make ur roster so Razor thin, Gillette blades could cut u
That rec's fake with joke wins, ur fat n' a queer
U've Garner'd so many no-shows, u embarass Jennifer's acting career
John Hensley
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Originally Posted by John Hensley vs. Phryme in Concept Flipping battle on RV
Ok Phryme. isolate.. hmm..i know how i'll do the wordin, see.
It's funny.. Kemp chose a word that describes ya social life PERFECTLY.
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Originally Posted by DaTrusHurtz last week in Concept Flipping Battle on RV
Dominates? When Kempo was moddin, I faced this cunt n' yo
I now owe him...
... he gave a PERFECT word to describe our match from a month ago
LMAO
In a concept flipping battle? honestly, the irony in this is worth it D.
Cuz when it comes to flippin concepts, you've got mine down.. PERFECTLY.
Jackin my style..i should reverse the shit and create some suspense.
N' take urs for takin mine.. but stealin my own shit just doesn't make any sense.
The league SUCKS witout kemp, but you're still likely to brag.
Even tho the wackness has doubled..
... kinda like your top punches since you started writing the mag.
I'm landin knockout hits, n' the force from my fist is great.
Fuck the number row.. you'll be seein stars WITHOUT holdin shift and hittin 8.
Remember the sidewalk game? kinda annoying in fact.
I dunno if she's superstitious..
.. but from the looks of you.. ya mom shoulda avoided the crack.
Your playground rhymes are slippin, soon they'll finally be gone.
Seriously bitch, 1st graders are even jealous of the huge fuckin slide u've been on.
People yelling your name? the truth hurts, so this'll damage ya more.
The last time someone yelled Da, Da.. was you right after yours ran out the door.
I keep the halloween theme with my guns and my rappin' patern.
So trust me mother fucker. this pumpkin light you up like a jackolantern.
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Originally Posted by John Hensley
i think DTH is dope, and wanted him in my crew on here
^Don't be confused, trust me i really DO think this head's wack.
But speakin of dope.. what in the FUCK was I on when i said that????????????
John Hensley won 5-3
LBL Championship: 1. Wordz Ahgod (5-1) vs. 2. N. Tavarez (20-5)
N.Tavarez
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Originally Posted by InDeath
my verse in page 2 still remains untouched.
Shunned in da Elevation thread, NOW how u gonna ever text right?
When your verse is treated just like your dick in your sex life
Lame geek, if girls dug him then he wouldnt be gay
Just say the Word<-- and thats enuff to scare women away
Chicks treat em like toilet tissue, put this fag in his place
They call you Charmin...and proceed to wipe they ass with your face
I'm married to the scrypt game and strive to get better
Or until Death do his part....and kills text altogether
You still need practice, this LBL kid... U get killed for slacking
Funny how you passed Final...but yet today your skills is absent
wack bitch, Wrestling in my arena for the title
But Word Life.....is wack enough to make Cena suicidal
And Nick stories got you thinking your rep would hold thru
the Main Star? you were phased out in Episode Two!
Get slammed like thrown oops- Im'a rip em for sport
U such a Sham, God...its no wonder you aint shit on the court
BITCH!!!
Wordz Ahgod
yo...
ur lines r entertaining...But the old school has never had a mean flow
So instead of updating my pc...I'll just toss NT out some Windows
Son Im highly social...u lacking speach to make hoes wanna give u ass first
Coz a friends line made feebs lose it...
...But u lost a line of friends..n a few more after writing THAT verse
You n' Spul stoped dickriding, though its sad one had to leave
Though I hoped the more time u spent apart---
--->ment u'd atleast have some where to sleep
Kid, I'll destroy u for the champ belt, Nelson needs a no show to glow
Coz I'll ground Tavarez so deep...we'll be battling atleast 3 vote posts below
Son ur punches are light n slow, I feather through each one
N ur verse might be something seriouse after all--->the pointing n laughing is done
I'll elucidate the situation, ur a bitch who should think twice before u breath
Coz I watched him building up to macadam... (google that shit)
...but to be honest, he thinks he'd look cuter with steve
So this is were things go down...n people see ur concepts r old n used
N Id put a thousand threads around ur neck...
...But I wouldn't want kempo to clutter those mutha fuckas too
N yeah, I get busy in a club, but his girl wont let the kid be
So niggas would say fuck objectives...
....But I want em to primary off me while I can still breath
my 16..
Im sick as shit and busy so...sorry for dropping so late in the week man...g'luck dawg. 1
4-1, N. Tavarez becomes the first 2 time LBL champion!
LBL Championship: 1. N. Tavarez (21-5) vs. 2. DaTrusHurtz (23-3)
N. Tavarez
12 lines
This is the champ match, how'd I end up fighting a fag?
Who only makes the top punches when he's writing the mag
He reminds me of the Yankees when a dicks on the line
He peeps balls, and Andy Petitt like the pitcher we signed
Your girl strips to Wu-Tang......but most say "Stop!"
Her pussy reeks of 'More fish' than ANY album Ghostface dropped
But hey, he's man enough to show us what he tap and its big
so THATS what Skeletor would look like...with caps and a wig
I champed YOUR LBL and 1-2, bet you cant believe it son
So call me wack.... and it'll speak for both leagues you run
Ya weak offense aint shit, aint got no clout..U a clown
I'll D-DT..... and lay his fucking ass out on the ground
BITCH!!!
DaTrusHurtz
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=238317
Nelson, don't brag on the 1-2, its closed n' downed son
Say Bye to the league...
... actually knocked you out of round 1
U been on RV for ages, I'll land blows on this lame guy
U started such a wave of wackness, u turned the low into high tide
I've had a rough morning, but the worst is ur retarded
Gimme some vodka, cuz less than a fifth of ur verse isn't garbage
Always phonin' ur D/R, I'll hit u where ya hurtin'
Ur known to tie up the line...
... add played wordplay, and fuck up the wording
U claim to get ass? Nah, this gay whore has been lying
Ur morning wood could convince me the rainforest isn't dying
Ur shit was played years ago n' it hurts to say this dude
But ur so outdated, even fuckin' nerds get more play than u
N. Tavarez wins 7-0
LBL Championship: 1. N. Tavarez (22-5) vs. 2. Comedian (13-2)
Comedian
24.
it's a sickening sight, i'll bring the gore when i grapple
forget bloodshed... the scene will be more of a castle
you're history, forgotten - you're shook in your lines, too
you must have a gay past cause you like to put it behind you
no one wants to go near this e-thug, we know that ya fake
with an AIM list of gangstas,
always seeing blocks over ya name
don't even front man, and don't ever doubt the win
i punched Tav,
& he dropped a verse; cause i beat the crap out of him
my advice: only drop the sickest lines with a dope flow
forget it... that'd mean i'd end up winning by a no-show
Comedian scars with stealth whenever i harm your health
i will bruise and batter this mantle he's on the shelf
you've got no intelligence at all... i'm the winner here
i just have to take a stroll in your mind to be in the clear
hispanic, mexican - the list goes on, who you tryna kid son
i'd use racial disses,
but i'm having trouble trying to pick one
i'm honest, now that i'm here no one respects ya clown
it's ironic, now that the bar is raised your rep goes down
you got two careers!?! what you dropping is wack man
pick yourself off the floor
it's your job as the the trash man
your gunplay is horrible... quit lying ya punk
you always call shotgun because you tryin' ta front
my writtens abuse, Comedian will diminish this dude
i'll split you in half, Nelson,
but the full one's my finishing move
N. Tavarez
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Originally Posted by Comedian
i'm carrying heat but use knives on you because it's shorter
Cocaine lives life on the edge... and I'm known for cutting corners.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Feeble Minded
L or W? with no effort i'll give this slut the former
they say he's got the edge.. this week im cutting corners
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Originally Posted by Comedian
That is pretty similar. I'm not going to deny it. My only defense is that I've never even read an RB battle.
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Originally Posted by Comedian
I gotta start reading more battles. Seems I think everything's played but my own stuff
Your making progress but the type that I notice is different text
Cuz 'read more battles' is code for "Let me see who rhymes Im flipping next"
Dog if THIS is the result, your future is bleak as fuck
Improvements? ya verse is the Greatest hits of our weakest stuff!
So all those bars that voters read....they'll actually be reminded
Every concept you attempt is naturally Feeble Minded
Fucking garbage, N.Tavarez get ate by this herb? Never
Your such a nobody, U make Nicole Ritchie appreciate HERS better
This kid always gets feedback when spitting, he's really fresh
They hear his verse, and leave Comments to help with his shitty breath
Ya girls a slut too! you'll catch her hanging where the sleezy mingle
Thats why you'll always go getter.........Like the Jeezy single
You know u should leave the bitch,guess love for a slut wont let you
But its a shame when RV leagues is closing faster than her legs do
Plus undressing chicks glance at cha body and vomit quick
Wont even buy the newspaper....after watching THIS comic strip
Them jeans is mad fucking tight kid, enough to scare dudes
The way he rock capri son, you'd think the juice guys make fashion wear too
30 lines? this aint Cypher! Im quicker to roast this queer
And you wont get the win^ Like when Nick Fletcher decides to post in there
In this battle fuck a gun, you getting clipped and bruised
This kid is only a Sharpshooter emulating Bret the Hitman moves
Im'a treat you like a Jay album.....And leave you done
U get dropped if you tryna take my Kingdom, Come
BITCH!!!!
N.Tavarez wins 3-0.