Netcees - View Single Post - Swerve vs bleak (Compliment battle)

Pinot Grij · 01-20-2018, 09:50 AM

LMAO -- yo, Bleak started fire:
That hair is a feat. It must be kept to a T.
Left home to meet, by the sea. I'm windswept off my feet.
This pic is NSFW, I'd quit my job to book a date.
I can't agree w/ Karp, cz new Swerve is looking great
or New Swerve Fucked my Wife; this god will sack and pipe
Cause #itsnotrapeif I offer her ass for sacrifice

The sacrifice line had me rolling -- I think it got less comedic towards the end, but this shit had me falling off the couch.

vs.

Swerve

Bleak rocking over 6000 ft in the air, describe the guy? Fly stud,
You know for a fact that it’s not the first time he’s joined the mile high club
He’s got priorities to climb, but women flock and start pouncing,
So while he’s busy tryna Mount Washington, they’re all tryna mount him.
The style game on point, clothing fresh and looking fluid,
He’d be the first backpacker that nik-A would actually be cool with.

GAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I'm dead.

Dude’s a force of nature, hot stuff - so take care when you speak,
Take a look at the pic…that’s not fog, it’s the steam coming off of Bleak.

Coulda been worded better, but still fucking hilarious.

I'm at sea level, he's on a mountain top just looking so lovely,
One look at the pics would only confirm that he's 1000 levels above me.

Closer is dope.

I think this is a clean win for Swerve who stayed devastatingly complimentary throughout his verse. Thanks for this, guys -- I live for shit like this.

Vote -- Swerve

01-20-2018, 09:50 AM	#8
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195064	LMAO -- yo, Bleak started fire: That hair is a feat. It must be kept to a T. Left home to meet, by the sea. I'm windswept off my feet. This pic is NSFW, I'd quit my job to book a date. I can't agree w/ Karp, cz new Swerve is looking great or New Swerve Fucked my Wife; this god will sack and pipe Cause #itsnotrapeif I offer her ass for sacrifice The sacrifice line had me rolling -- I think it got less comedic towards the end, but this shit had me falling off the couch. vs. Swerve Bleak rocking over 6000 ft in the air, describe the guy? Fly stud, You know for a fact that it’s not the first time he’s joined the mile high club He’s got priorities to climb, but women flock and start pouncing, So while he’s busy tryna Mount Washington, they’re all tryna mount him. The style game on point, clothing fresh and looking fluid, He’d be the first backpacker that nik-A would actually be cool with. GAAAAAAAHHHH!!! I'm dead. Dude’s a force of nature, hot stuff - so take care when you speak, Take a look at the pic…that’s not fog, it’s the steam coming off of Bleak. Coulda been worded better, but still fucking hilarious. I'm at sea level, he's on a mountain top just looking so lovely, One look at the pics would only confirm that he's 1000 levels above me. Closer is dope. I think this is a clean win for Swerve who stayed devastatingly complimentary throughout his verse. Thanks for this, guys -- I live for shit like this. Vote -- Swerve __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.