[Saint]

Mundicide vs. ClasSick (04-07-2005)

Mundicide

You wanna be the first 2 time champ, in the Combat Hall of Fame?
Fuck that.
I'll bring your asS to a bigger end, than the middle of your name.

Brush up on your anatomy fellas...

I'm the school bully, you're the gimp. You can't hide your faggoty ass.
How can you say my punches won't meet ya, when they're in your anatomy, Class?
My gats'll fuck with ya breathing. I'll count one two three dude.
Then I'll take blood away from your lungs quicker, than ya pulmonaries do.
We both want the title. But I'll cut your hoping short.
You're not in the running tibia champ, coz I'ma break both of yours.
Get that 'champ' idea outyahead, coz I got gunplay to stop that notion.
Sure, I'll give you a shot at the top, right after putting one in your colon.
Bullets through ya circulatory system. Get the blood flowin' man.
Aorta to jugular to smallest vein; watch as arteriole in them.
I'll bring out the heavy artillery. Launch missiles at this joker.
And have mortar in his body, than a six pack a day smoker.
I'll smash all the craniums, of everyone in ya bitch crew,
When I take this bar and club Tight.....starting with you.
Happy you got skill man? You won't be laughing long 'Sick when,
I rip your fucking throat out, and beat you to death with the tonsil end.
This mexican's not smiling in his pic. There's something I wanna ask.
Tell me: what made ya grin go........parent's not drown your ugly ass?
And you're chubby too. I bet you were a fat toddler B.
So fat you turned the caesarian birth, into a fuckin' autopsy.
Ship this bitch to the morgue, coz I'm finished with killin' ya.
Now let's see which of your dickriders, is into necrophilia.

vs.

ClasSick

checked ya verse. i'll rip it. dont know why ya mad at me, shit..
i'll leave it torso bad... like one of ya bad anatomy flips

lets go.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mundicide
In. Match 24.
it still wont be even. i drop iller than this bastards seen
cuz i'll match his lines.. right after i drench 'em in gasoline
i thought youd come better. at least put up a fight, shoot..
next time dig deeper inside... so you can remove my right boot
im clobberrin this dood. he dont got a pot to pee in
his only glimmer of hope.. reflects from all the stars he's seein
Tyson Squad of rap.? check my level... you never been past this
cuz i'll check the Mike with a 1,2.. that'll knock 'em thru the canvas
i got swift movin punches. my fists fly like a pilot
leave ya with'a patch of black on ya eye, that could rival a pirate
i aim high... thats why im know to smash faces..
but i'll kick Mike Tyson's 'Undicide so hard, he'll floss with my laces
'ClasSick's not a champ'... then you believe in an oxymoron
'n just like ya acne filled face, you aint winnin battles with oxy,moron.
i'll tell this fag 'curtains'... then pull out the nine..
'n he'll respond "mine's in the kitchen got a flower design"
^theres a difference between us. cant believe youre as hard when..
the only dirt you got on the street, overflowed from your garden
this kids stupid as fuck. my thoughts'll crush yours to hell, cuz...
you got some rocks for brains... that would make Mt. Rushmore jealous
heres a penny for your thoughts... it'll just add to your woes
cuz money burns a hole in his pocket, to match the rest of his clothes

hand me my belt.

2 time champ, chump.

Winner = ClasSick

New Champ.

ClasSick vs. John Hensley (04-15-2005)

ClasSick

Quote:
Originally Posted by Schweizernators from b-boys fantasy baseball league
by the way i dont go to school with the henmaster, hes 14 and im 18
^ha..

youre not as good as you think. your ego needs a new direction
knowin youre too big for ya britches... when ya still shop the kids section
why you front on ya age? still got scronny shoulders 'n limbs
i mean damn... he's got roaches in his crib thats older than him
heard you say you'll win this. well, let me just say...
you shoulda knocked on Wood... harder than the Padres did yesterday
Club Tight knows im iller. Johns words'll never burn me...
i'll admit you run shit... if we talkin crappy RL tourneys.
i mean damn... im a mod there, s'why im gettin offended
cuz Tef told me your tourney's so bad, the whole site got suspended.
i'll leave ya face flawed... kid youre just'a fraud
i'll get so many consecutive hits on you, Ichiro would be awed
my skills are the truth. they'll beat you to hell, B
cuz ya verses dont really have'a Punchline... like Wordsworths solo LP
John's the pussy type. i'd smack him for no reason...
'n push his shit back further, than Chappelles 3rd season
how you gonna say you rock retro jordans? your moneys hurtin
truth is... you havent bought a new pair, since the original versions
look at John in MM2k5. some gay prison shit is what dudes on
he wanted to lose... cuz its his dream to get screwed by a Con

chump.

vs.

John Hensley

I'm 18.

FUCK THE FAKENESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


Ya entered Last Man Standing, an' we all got to see it.
Then you faced me..
… and let’s just say you left as a quadriplegic.
No skills, no girls, it can't be shown any clearer.
See, i got puss all over me...
...but then again so does your mirror.
You dropped 20, but ya don’t seem that hard, fagot.
I’ll still drop a 16… since that was ya seed in march madness.
I got you scared as fuck. You know it’s ya fate.
Got ya runnin home so fast..
…you could prolly beat the throw to the plate.
You’re a fag. But ain’t quite the kid that can boast.
True, all things come to an end….your dick quicker than most.
I’m slittn ya throat. Can’t ignore my tight writtens.
Shit, I’m borderline unstoppable..
..you’re just proof that our borderline isn’t.
I’ll school ya, kid. An’ bet you don’t blast at all.
I Wilson you...then use ya head an’ play basketball.
Beat me? that shows this dude is not a good thinker.
Plus, you need to put the keys down..like responsible drinkers.
This aint’ my best, but damn this cats wack.
When your championShip streak gives us titanic flashbacks.
While I get physical, you just drop and cough.
Now re-read my first line, bitch…and try to walk this off.

Winner = John Hensley

New Champ.

John Hensley vs. Mets (04-21-2005)

Mets

ok.

I'm coming for you wit some dope shit. - this fool's a' featherweight
n' i'll have you so uncomfortable in ya own skin - you'll pulla leatherface
I be on my own hunt - the nine'll make you back down.
n' yea.
you were in a league of your own once ...cuz noone signed up at raplounge
This kids a hater. fake. i dont feel son
..i mean you got no Flavor n' it's still nothing to make you Nielson
It's hard to hurt me n' you aint far from urgency
cuz you'll catch a Tommy, John ..that aint got shit to do wit arm surgery
Im rallyin up kid. got triggers wita scope view
n' 'i tally in' enough wins - to make them nigguhs dissown you
Let me hear what you got to tell me n' you better bring better lines bitch
..or i'll stick Spears in ya belly - like Kevin Federline did
It's my time, right? ..shiiit. - everything i say gives boners
..while the limelight to this kid - is just a way of drinking coronas
I'm quick tha spray the glock, punk - this whore's gay son
but i gotta 56k, so basically my comp. sucks - in more ways than one.
I do this for my health. say please ..or this this wack'll get capped son
n' forget shooting you myself.
..i'll let my Mayne Squeeze - to make up for the fact you've never had one
Here it goes. listen kids this not fair.
ive talked about ya career lowes - enough to get youa job there

getouttahere.

vs.

John Hensley

Bow Down Beeotch: lol. i ate up one half of b-boys seattle connection and im finna eat the other half

If someone else said that, i'd think they was kiddin me.
But since it was you..........i guess i better take it literally.
You wack fuck. i’ll be secure with the throne.
Man, you best get back up…
… or these fists is gon’ make sure that you don’t.
This kid isn’t slim. plus you’re a fag, yo.
Class picked ya to win…
….but what Mexican DOESN’T love Fat Joe?
I got this kid bent. checkin this run that I see ya had.
But I’m intents….while you’re just rolled up in a sleepin bag.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mets
i know you hot and all and you real tight
but you gonna drop the ball.
..and make up for the fact yours didnt in real life

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Hensley
I asked for 16, but 24'll just give you more misses.
In rap you always drop the ball...
...to make up for the fact that yours didn't.
Battle my own lines? I’ll make ya world end, cousin.
Now I gotta beat myself…. and usually ya girlfriend does it.
I was skeptical. but that’s solvin all my hunches.
See, I keep my punches around ya jaws…
…while you just got ya jaws around my punches.
Catchin luck? Stupid fagot, we know you’re ass.
Try stepping up…as long as ya doin that in ya aerobics class.
Who the fuck ever said you’re ill?
Ya did that flex w/Skill…but still ain’t got a fuckin flex with skill.
In ya first champ match, you won, thinking this kid is fly.
You stood alone….but, then again it was against a crippled guy.
Cut ya down to size, you’re a homo for real too.
Leavin big enough rings around ya eyes...
... I’ll hafta go through Frodo to kill you.

Winner = Mets

New Champ and SIGNS OUT of League.