Lieutenant vs. Tony Elbow (12-16-2004)
Tony Elbow
Champ Match, 24 lines..lets go!!!
Two week champ, hyped that you beat gramps
‘s like when rhyme ‘n symph beat me…we had too weak champs
I’ve beaten rich, and you eventually did after a few snores
coz you said nothing I hadn’t already said to him in crew wars
undefeated wins in the league, well done..but ’s all changing dude
you got eight last week <-‘n next week they’ll say the same thing too
on-line flirting faggot, can’t believe this head
whose rhymes suck more ass..than HE does in one of B.E.’s threads
dude she’s a lot younger than you!!
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Originally posted by Lieutenant
got finals all week, so I'm droppin' late. Trust that I'll show, tho.
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16 lines
^^haha this kiddie fiddler wants 16, well he better dream
coz I’m hitting him with 18+
something his sex life has never seen
got finals pfft..what fuck is this bitch on
more like overtime at the gas station that your pics from
say you can’t post till Thursday, cool..but from what I’ve seen
you’ve been online this week a lot more than I’ve been
last verse said I ducked butler, man what where you lying ‘bout
when the only reason you beat him was because he was signin out
you beat me that round coz of fake personals, hyped with flare
plus so much swaying I almost had my lighter in the air
won personality of the year, but to me your a faggot still
shit monk won it the year before, ‘n we all know his battle skill
just another stretched wordplay, bitch ass geek
got us waiting for punchlines from the verse he spit last week
if I do lose this battle it’s not that ya better...bitch it’s reverse
it’s coz you’ll use fake personals, lie, sway,
….…..‘n get votes from everyone else I dissed in this verse
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Lieutenant
You can search and save my posts, Tony..but I seen enough of ya shit
To know those ain't personals..they're an excuse not to use REAL punches or flips
look.
Your lines are a dime a dozen...this contender ain't got nothin' against me
Cuz this head just don't fit the bill...like them new hundreds and twenties
I'm not one to preach...but since our last bout you got ruined so bad
That I'll make you Parrish with a Sermon...like them dudes in ya av
You're losin' this, fag. It's so simple to rip you again
I ain't gotta sway votes...when not ONE person predicted you'd win
Because I've flawlessed you easy. Ain't no one as hopeless as T
When the bitch lost by THIRTEEN. Hell, even HE voted for me!
So I'll break you in once more...but shit, what kinda contender is you?
I seen plenty of pussy...but never a cunt tender as you
^'n you can get riders to post before me...but even your buddies'll see
That unless I get a DJ for my verse...ain't no Tony Touch'n me.
You dissin' pics, but will he post his own? Forget it..
Someone's been pumping Gas into your Head..
..and this nine will ensure it isn't Unleaded
Tony is corny as fuck, with all that played shit you sayin' bitch
Your concepts are the rebirth of Cheese...kinda like that 'lil foo' alias
OH YOU GOT PERSONALS...but no flips or concepts to follow it?
Tony is just lackin' substance...so I'ma leave him on a hollow tip
All your lines are the same...so when the people make votes
They'll say my verse was Straight comedy, while yours is all just gay jokes
This belt doesn't matter...Who cares who the champion be?
Cuz Tony will be in a League of his own...after he's buried at sea.
Winner = Lieutenant
Keeps the belt
Lieutenant vs. ouch (01-12-2005)
Lieutenant
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Originally posted by ouch
dropping tonight.
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Originally posted by ouch
dropping in a few minutes for sure
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You waitin' for me to post? Try harder next time..
Funny how a verse full of dead lines...can't even meet his own dead lines
You're black as fuck...and I'ma add some blue to this wack hoe
n' my shine will shatter you so bad...you'll have to Cast ya damn shadow
So now my fans battle? Lieutenant's quick to ruin this fake G
I'd say you idle eyes me..but that's just cuz one of your pupils is lazy
You must be crazy. Fitted caps don't make you half of a thugger.
n' when I say ya rockin' due rags
I mean it's time to give them shitty clothes back to ya brother.
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Originally posted by ouch
i'm in some legal trouble, some dumb bitch that I dont even wanna be with is callin' rape and like pressin charges and shit
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It's cool that you can't get a girl..I'm sure you'll be making it soon
Cuz the voters'll be screamin' RAPE so much, you can start dating them, too
Maybe the judge'll give you a break, just show 'em a few of ya verses
Cuz you recycle enough garbage, that they can count it as community service
Just make sure to put 'Loot' in ya punches - yeah, I know ya game, dude
Your lines are Jen-Eric enough that they could diss people with those names,too
You can't hang. Heads call me a Nuisance cuz I'm undefeated, but better yet
Ouch ain't seen somethin' like this Nuisance each of our ancestors met.
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ouch
bringin' up quotes is dirty, hows that not obnoxious
just tell your mom.. i'll fuck her 1 more time if she drops the charges.
i'm the one in legal trouble, but I can stomach it
BUT you're the one that looks like,
you fell out of the ugly tree.. and hit all 3 branches of government.
L's a Skinny bitch.. hit the weights coz ya strengths missin holmes
nigga, BoneCollector could support his hobby, for years, on your ribs alone.
fuck frontin' for the crew, I never liked this fag at all
now i'm puttin' em on Death Row quicker than canooin down Niagra Falls.
and your little streak? won't be worth mentioning it
when I put your life in Jeopardy longer than Ken Jennings, bitch.
any credibility you had before this, is dissapearin bruh
you'd think I was Andre Aggassi, the way your gettin' zero-love.
now I know you won't win, theres just no hope for you
but...if god loves ugly, then atleast immolate will vote for you.
begged to have my crew spot - fuckit, we beefin'
now you can fill my shoes, in your throat, after I kicked ya fuckin teeth in.
lightsout.
Winner = Lieutenant
Holds on to the belt
Lieutenant vs. ClasSick (01-23-2005)
ClasSick
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Originally Posted by Lieutenant
Vote = classick
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damn, Loots undefeated. you havent lost a single bout, son.
you got good fortune... telling skills to predict this outcome^
Loot ya fell off. since the TV battles you aint been sick
'n you havent "owned" anybody, since you stopped postin those pics
Loot aint gettin females. his games bland, bored 'n spent
only screwin 'Tenant does, is not payin the landlords rent
i've seen alot of different styles, 'n some stand out tall
but theres still that stretched wordplay thats in Lieu of it all
now that i'll be champ... WBL will blast with intrigue
cuz when you were champ, other sites thought this was just a wack league
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Lieutenant
Classick's pic
Bitch, you shouldn't be showin' here...plus ya pics look old and queer
n' you can forget a nose job...cuz for you it'd take a whole career
ur only contendor cuz Dope didn't vote. So you shouldn't take cred
I put work before pleasure
While Butler just got fucked by this Bitch-Maid head.
I spit and spray lead...Better get ya crew votes after I clown you
You're obviously a ho, when ya moustache grows in thick as ya eyebrows do^^
See, I-can-rip-it-fast, or s l o w it down...this mexican's funny
Cuz I control the Peso much in this battle, Classick's tryna borrow money
Kid, everyone wanna be like 'tenant, because of the way I drop better
'n you're gonna be like tenan', too, 'cept it's your new win/loss record.
Winner = Lieutenant
Keeps the title and SIGNS OUT of the league