[Aero]

Infiltration:

a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block,
No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs
this could've been good but never end a verse in wah wahs
Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving
When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin
I'm just not feeling. Sue me.
Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota
Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in south Dakota
I don't like the wording but the wordplay was cool and like attempt at creativity
Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow..
Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes
the "if this don't go down easy" part could be creative but it also doesn't make sense in the bar so it takes away.. liked the light up ya mug but this needed revision
Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened'
Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem
Orc saying doh was corny, I get that you're trying to clue us in to the previous bar. alkalide good nameplay
Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight
Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life
humor is not your lane
Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver
Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders
ooooooooooooook



Alvin:

With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops
If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box
coolio, basing an entire bar on an assumption not always good though
I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past
When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that
2004 called and said you can keep this shit
I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon
If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero parkin
see the first line is an idiom, the start to 2nd is an idiom and literal.. this is funny though but could've been better
I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic
When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet
why do you know about Goyards? this bar wasn't good
I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly
You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey
this was dry, and an older reference in terms of football relevance
Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun...
I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some
makes it seem like your dick is fun size and cute like a puppy.. and the possessive pronoun here isn't clear as to whom you're talking to
Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember
Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together
lol this was cool


This is a hard battle to judge because not only was it close but there were references I had to look up, poor use of grammar, and a bunch of bad humor. Usually I'd do a point breakdown if it's this close but this battle doesn't deserve it. I'm going with who annoyed me less so I'm giving this battle to Karpis.